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Discussion in 'Tottenham Hotspur' started by Hoddle is a god, Jul 5, 2012.

  1. A couple of months ago, I wrote a thread that enquired as to what banner the Gooners would create for their board when RVP left the club. At the time, I had Gooners jumping up and down affirming me as nothing more than a wum, but my words were clearly prophetic. I doubt I will get any apologies from any of them.

    Be that as it may, I would like to raise the same issue.

    Now that RVP has decided to leave a sinking ship, and is now considered by all Gooners as a traitor, it is clear that our Gooner kin will have to change the banner on their board.

    With a dwindling supply of real heros to call on (indeed, I believe that RVP was their last modern legend), who do you think they will now immortalize?

    Clearly, it cannot be Whinger, because - well, let's face it - the man has now allowed Fabregas, Nasri, Clichy, Troure, Adebayor, Gallas, and now another AFC legend (namely, RVP) to leave the club.

    Clearly, it cannot be any of their board, because - well, let's face it - they are all in their 80s, and obviously don't know their arseholes from elbows.

    I reckon they will fall back on the Mouser ruse of glorifying past legends, because - well, let's face it - that is all they now have to glorify.

    What do you chaps reckon?
     
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  2. superal

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    How about a banner featuring Ivan Gazidis laughing with a whole load of cash around him?
     
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  3. NSIS

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    What do I think? I think as Gooner wind-ups go, it's pretty good. Be ready for a raft of irate Gooner responses <laugh>
     
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  4. Spurlock

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    good thread HIAG.......i think they should just leave it blank and save themselves future embarrassment.
     
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  5. Perhaps a photo of their empty and dusty trophy cabinet?
     
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  6. totsfan

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    how about a picture of the Titanic sinking,with Gazidis on the bridge laughing and playing a fiddle,of course the ship's name will become Arsenal fc
     
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  7. SpursDisciple

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    Someone from their past, nothing in their future looks very promising.

    Maybe they could let Ensil back for a week, he'd sort them out a nice picture?
     
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  8. Dier Hard

    Dier Hard G'day mate!

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    It should read first and foremost - "Ars*nal Football Club - AKA The DFS of the Premier League - The Sale Never Ends!"

    And then have Henry, Fabregas, Nasri and Clichy all holding winners medals/ trophies with RVP in a waving goodbye motion.

    :D
     
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    Usmanov pointing at his own exposed, flalling nuts.
     
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  10. No Kane No Gain

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    Gazidis in a Spurs shirt running out of the Emirates as he detonates the bomb he put in there.
     
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  11. humanbeingincroydon

    humanbeingincroydon Well-Known Member

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    Man City's team photo? That'll have Toure, Nasri and Clichy in it at the very least...
     
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  12. Perhaps they should post a photo of Walnut?

    Oh, wait...
     
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  13. PleaseNotPoll

    PleaseNotPoll Well-Known Member
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    The following picture with van Persie's head photoshopped on:

    please log in to view this image
     
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  14. notsosmartspur

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  15. Spurlock

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    looks like hes constipated on that pic notso
     
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  16. PleaseNotPoll

    PleaseNotPoll Well-Known Member
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    In a way he is, Dona.
    He's desperate to get rid of a load of ****, but he's struggling to get it done. <whistle>
     
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    Get Photoshopping!
     
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  18. notsosmartspur

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    He does doesn't he, I thought his choice of lipstick colour was quite co-ordinated though. :)
     
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  19. Diddly Squat

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    I see the goons new banner as a coconut shy where the nuts have been replaced by the not so nutty heads of former goons that have seen the light and gone to play their football elsewhere.
     
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  20. Jamrag

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    I promise that I will apologise IF/WHEN he leaves :)
     
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