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Oi..Farflung..just got engaged ( to a former allledged truck driver)...you..of all people should be having a glass with me !!!..I think

Don P sir?

 

i'm off down the road to console your ex, mate.

 

keep lining them up though mate,i'll be back. thirsty work, consoling.

 

Cheers Queens for the celebrations, nice to have a man who cares....Thanx for the Champers and the Crabbies, Vernon loves Dom Perignon and bitter (I did mention Vernon didn't I). You'll like Vernon. Vernon likes you already........

 

i did try to warn him
typical aussie...always think they know better
another glass of champers please(get in now before he pulls the tab)

 

Just had a pint of Blonde from the old Marlow Brewery, very nice.

 

my usual marlene..

 

It shaping up to be the shortest engagement ever......

If i end up with another bloke, It'll confirm all that Swords has posted about me....?

Need a drink !!

 

Is it over then????? What have I done???...who gets custody of the cat and the record collection?
And the pot plant you gave me on our anniversary.

Do I get to keep the Crabbies?

 

from what ive heard you'll get more than crabbies Beth! (sorry!!)

 

Not over yet..every time i look at those pics it tugs at my heartstrings..(?) One last chance...?

 

For Pete's sake get a room!...

 

Okay Queens...I will put the cat down and return your copy of Black Lace's Greatest hits to the collection.
And I will ask Vernon to stop dressing up in my barca shirt and posting photos on the net and send him off home...so it is just the two of us again

 

Thank you honey.....

 

who needs dr jekyl and mr hyde
when we have
dr beth and truckie vern
another bottle or steinlager pure please

 

Why for Pete's sake im not benefitting from this steamey saga

 

beth..got you a pressie / book..50 shades of grey...willl you read it out loud for me...(us) !!

just for 1954...and others....?

 

Morning / Evening all.........Just got in, thought I'd have a quick pint before i read through the posts..

Looks like some great thread titles to read, and, without reading them, looking very positive....

Pint for me please and I'm gonna read.....

Anyone know how Murray got on at Wimbledon.. ?...missed the match....

 

Guinness, thanks.
Guinness again please,......, yes, beside that one, thanks.