I think a shoe would be better at keeping the rain out and wouldnt get soggy, but then again gingerbread tastes so good. But it does talk back to you and you would have little punk kids trying to steal bits of it and I would have to phone the polis every night to come and chase the wee bastards.
This is the funniest shizz I have read on this forum You remind me of some person on BBC606, patter and randomness is teh same. Are you McCannstolemacookie by any chance? To answer yor question, it would depend what area the gingerbread hoose or shoe was in?
Ya **** you have blown my undercover operation on here! Yes I am McCann The gingerbread hoose would be in Possil and the Shoe Hoose is in Pollokshaws