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Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by toonarmy88, Jun 29, 2012.

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  1. toonarmy88

    toonarmy88 Member

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    where can i get Viagra today without prescription

    is it possible?

    i need it for mates stag party

    ;)

    serious answers would help

    sorry for the spelling Viagra*
     
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  2. Hung Drawn and Quartered

    Hung Drawn and Quartered Well-Known Member

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  3. Agent Bruce

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    Shouldn't that be 'get it up'?
     
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  4. Hung Drawn and Quartered

    Hung Drawn and Quartered Well-Known Member

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    it should be, but you can't have 'serious answers and Viagra' in the same sentence, can you
     
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  5. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    Your grandad?

    Seriously most drug dealers, particularly those who deal party drugs like E's, will also sell Viagra.

    EDIT: So I've been told anyway having never been to a drug dealers ever................. <laugh>
     
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  6. Jesus Was A Geordie

    Jesus Was A Geordie Well-Known Member

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    You can buy viagra off the internet...I know this because I watched a program about drugs on BBC iPlayer the other night...I swear!
     
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  7. toonarmy88

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    problem is i need today lol
     
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  8. Munstertoon

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    Sounds like you're a bit down, at present, but would prefer to be hard up instead.

    Get a grip of yourself, man <grr>
     
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  9. Mod Face

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    'I need it for a friend'. <laugh>
     
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  10. Jesus Was A Geordie

    Jesus Was A Geordie Well-Known Member

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    Anne Summers? If not, plenty of pubs stock 'herbal viagra' in their toilet dispensaries, so I wouldn't be overly surprised if Boots etc. did them.
     
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  11. Darth Plagueis

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    I aint gonna laugh at people with problems getting it hard, because I can always get mine hard, and I know people with erectile dysfunction would love to have it my way.

    And there was one random day 3 years ago where I couldn't get it up at all. It was really scary, and I nearly cried because I thought I had erectile dysfunction, and I thought my life was over.

    I literally celebrated the next day everything carried on as normal, and had great sympathy for those who could never get it hard. Never had morning wood been something to feel good about before!
     
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  12. jord1988

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    I got pissed on holiday once pulled and couldn't get it up dice then always made sure I had some just incase. You can get it from lloyds chemist online
     
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  13. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Download porn. It's cheaper.
     
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  14. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    Me....but only in big amounts.:emoticon-0116-evilg
     
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  15. ...And Out Come the Wolve

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    I have a couple of e-mails I could forward on to you. I also have one or two in my inbox that claim to be able to add a couple of inches down there.
     
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  16. Jesus Was A Geordie

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    Tash your posts crack me up like!
     
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  17. Darth Plagueis

    Darth Plagueis Well-Known Member

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    I don't let myself get worked up over internet posts like I used to, but it's not a laughing matter, it can ruins blokes lives, and since I lived a day in their shoes, I can sympathise.

    Some people commit suicide over this.
     
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  18. Jesus Was A Geordie

    Jesus Was A Geordie Well-Known Member

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    I understand the severity of the situation for some, but the way you words things just makes me laugh...You're like Tyneside's answer to Carl Pilkington...I think you should start doing youtube blogs!
     
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  19. Agent Bruce

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    Don't do it Tash, I'm sure Girlzilla is the understanding type.
     
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  20. Agent Bruce

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    Oh damn JWAG, don't start him off on youtube!
     
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