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The Delusions of a football fan.

Discussion in 'Tottenham Hotspur' started by Spurlock, Jun 26, 2012.

  1. Spurlock

    Spurlock Homeboy Forum Moderator

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    At times when talking sense seems meaningless i find that talking deluded/sarcastic bollox helps...i find it very therapeutic...today i actually believed that :




    Guardiola left the Barcelona job in the hope of securing the managerial job at Spurs.

    Chelsea play the most scintillating football in Europe.

    England really brought the Euro's to life with there 'total football'

    Wenger has an eye infection...honestly he does.


    you have my permission to use the posts as 'serious' signatures in order to ridicule each other throughout the season.
     
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  2. Spurm

    Spurm Well-Known Member

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    erm..........huh? ;)
     
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  3. No Kane No Gain

    No Kane No Gain Well-Known Member

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    I honestly believe that Spurlock is not losing it <ok>

    ;)
     
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  4. humanbeingincroydon

    humanbeingincroydon Well-Known Member

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    Referees do not receive a pay bonus for matches at Old Trafford
     
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  5. Dier Hard

    Dier Hard G'day mate!

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    Gomes is a trained juggler, he drops the ball on purpose to hide his true catching ability.

    Didier Drogba does not dive, he's simply tripped by a strong gush of air.

    Stoke are England's equivalent to Barcelona.
     
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  6. Spurf

    Spurf Thread Mover Forum Moderator

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    We will sell Modric and win the league, build a new stadium and pay all our players top wages.


    Just to piss him off!
     
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  7. Spurlock

    Spurlock Homeboy Forum Moderator

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    Barton is up for the nobel peace prize.

    YV is talking sense again :)
     
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  8. Spurlock

    Spurlock Homeboy Forum Moderator

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    This thread may not catch on...and i will not create another if it doesnt.
     
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  9. i hate sepp blatter

    i hate sepp blatter New Member

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    ashley young is the most balanced footballer in the premiership
     
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  10. deedub93

    deedub93 Well-Known Member

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    What have you been smoking Dona?
     
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  11. SpursDisciple

    SpursDisciple Booking: Mod abuse - overturned on appeal Forum Moderator

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    Or the timeless classic Brunt>Xavi?
     
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  12. Spurlock

    Spurlock Homeboy Forum Moderator

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    havent had anything...and i did not touch a herb whilst creating this article..and ignore the time it was created..i was asleep.
     
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  13. PleaseNotPoll

    PleaseNotPoll Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    That's a fact. Stats prove it, innit?
     
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  14. Spurlock

    Spurlock Homeboy Forum Moderator

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    and this thread is not for honest opinions.
     
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  15. PleaseNotPoll

    PleaseNotPoll Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    It's not an opinion, it's a fact, Rafa Benitez style.

    [video=youtube;fOaZYhTd2BU]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fOaZYhTd2BU[/video]

    Chris Brunt is better than Xavi. Fact.
     
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  16. The Serious Guy

    The Serious Guy Active Member

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    Liverpool will win the league in the next 50 years <whistle>
     
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  17. SoppyMug

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    Luka Modric only tries for his country as his club future is on the line <whistle>
     
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  18. Spurlock

    Spurlock Homeboy Forum Moderator

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    stay with the spirit of the thread....try being sarcastic ASC :)
     
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  19. humanbeingincroydon

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    South Yorkshire police received government orders to kill Liverpool fans...
     
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  20. Spurlock

    Spurlock Homeboy Forum Moderator

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    im sick of everyone victimising the Liverpool fans.
     
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