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OT- Your favourite 3 course meal?

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  1. lady-eleanor

    lady-eleanor Well-Known Member

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    Starter-Duck Pate with crusty bread.
    Main Course-Mince and Dumplings or Shepherd pie.
    Desert-Cheese board.
     
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    lady-eleanor, Jun 25, 2012
  2. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    I could live on those three dishes if some fecker wanted to them for me!! The missus is an average cook at best bless her.
     
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    Warmir Pouchov, Jun 25, 2012
  3. Agent Bruce

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    Can she do a good fried egg and bacon sarnie though?
     
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  4. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    To be fair she'll have a go at anything. Sometimes it just comes down to execution. Luckily she found herself a man who is an absolute animal and not in the least bit picky where food is concerned. Don't get me wrong, I love good food but when you grow up in a big family (all lads too) you learn to take what you get and do no whinging. Your mother will only give the extra potatoe to someone else next time!

    And yes her eggs and bacon are cock on!
     
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    Warmir Pouchov, Jun 25, 2012
  5. daveynufc

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    Feck you all for making me so hungry with all these foods <laugh>

    I'd go with
    -Mountain of mussels in white wine and cream sauce with a mound of crusty bread.
    -Fillet steak (rare) with pepper sauce and dauphinoise potatoes.
    -Selection of small portions of various chocolate desserts.
     
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    daveynufc, Jun 25, 2012
  6. LTF

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    Must be the thing these days, I'm not the best cook I have to admit, my husband on the other hand is a very good cook, the presentation is always better than mine as well.
    He's come on leaps and bounds since marrying me, opening a tin of something was all he could manage at one time. <whistle>
     
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  7. Agent Bruce

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    I can only open tins, any chance of some lessons?
     
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    Agent Bruce, Jun 25, 2012
  8. Obi Wan

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    Sounds a bit harsh. Can't you ground her for a week instead?
     
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    lol you drastically morbidly obese fat **** ;)
     
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  11. Albert's Chip Shop

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    You ****ing meal minesweeping, secret eating, chocoholicly flabby titted fat ****.
     
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  12. atom heart mother

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    Beef curtains
    Hairy Pie
    and a chocolate starfish for dessert !

    and a good shag afterwards...
     
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    atom heart mother, Jun 25, 2012
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  14. Obi Wan

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    <laugh><laugh> Think I might skip dessert.
     
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    Obi Wan, Jun 26, 2012
  15. Agent Bruce

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    And a good Obi wouldn't even think of the afters.
     
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  16. Obi Wan

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    Hmmmm, I may have to turn to the sark side and have some fun. I mean, I'm all for keeping inter-galactic peace and being a guardian of justice all that, but every 100 years or so, you just need a good shag.
     
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  17. Agent Bruce

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    I wonder what Mrs Obi will have to say about that?

    Probably the same as usual ........................................................ NO!
     
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    Didn't realise you knew her that well.


    <waits_for_someone_to_post_the_highly_original_and_ hilarious_comment_of_"She_ never_ says_no_to_me_lol"_smiley>
     
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    Off to say goodnight to Mrs Obi now.

    Night all.
     
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