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  1. Albert's Chip Shop

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    How's the motor then GRB?
     
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  2. Darth Plagueis

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    I can see now why some people become Alcoholics.

    I personally get a better feeling from Alcohol if I drunk it the day before.

    So Alcoholics must feel in paradise after a single drink.
     
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  3. Albert's Chip Shop

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    You on the pop again tonight you Wino?
     
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  4. Darth Plagueis

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    lol wine sux. Russian standard vodka ftw buddy.

    My last few drinking nights, aint felt that great for some reason because they were spread apart due to work and my person feelings that it will **** up my health if I drink too much.

    But I've drunk the last two nights, and tonight, I feel sexy.
     
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  5. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Plenty of tissues?
     
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  6. Darth Plagueis

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    Nah I had a **** earlier today, whilst watching MILF porn. Lisa Ann :)
     
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  7. Rafa's Championship Party

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    Stop drinking its making you say silly things <whistle>
     
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  8. Darth Plagueis

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    Carrot juice?
     
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  9. Rafa's Championship Party

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    Is that what is getting u pissed these days.
     
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  10. Albert's Chip Shop

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    I actually think you are telling the truth
     
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    You have to remember this is the guy that once admitted having a [NSFW]****[/NSFW] at work over Tiote.
     
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  12. Darth Plagueis

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    And...
     
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  13. Albert's Chip Shop

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    You've only had one off the wrist today? Ever heard of the holy hat trick?
     
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  14. Darth Plagueis

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    No. But I assume it's ****ing 3 times in one day.

    I did that once, and I felt sick after wards.

    I can **** 2 times in one day quite often. But I tried doing it 3 times within 24 hours once, and It felt weird. On the 3rd time, not much jizz came out, I got a weird feeling in my head and I felt as if I wanted to puke but couldn't.

    Whenever I feel really horny but I can't be arsed to choke my chicken for 20 minutes, I go for a walk or have a drink.

    I'm single and don't get with a lot of women, so I need something to kill the sexual urge lol
     
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    Oh my word.. Talk about graphic.
    I was referring to visiting church 3 times in a day instead of 'self help'.

    Thanks for sharing your **** strategy though.
     
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  16. Ammy

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    I knew you wouldn't like wine, it's for women and the sophisticated <whistle>
     
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  17. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Tash later on..

    please log in to view this image
     
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    Not much meat on that chicken, bet the feathers didn't need much pulling.
     
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  19. Darth Plagueis

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    Nah mate, I'm waiting for darkness, so I can take my long, drunken emo walk around this old woods near my house, and listen to my metal music.

    It helps express my inner emotions and helps me cope with the odd problem I have.

    Nothing serious, but it's relaxing, and I get good exercise from it as it's around 4 miles all round.

    lol
     
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  20. Gutierrez's Right Boot

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    Key words in that article Email and Nigerian Prince
     
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