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  1. Gutierrez's Right Boot

    Gutierrez's Right Boot Well-Known Member

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    why mention it if you didnt want it discussed
     
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    Gutierrez's Right Boot, Apr 2, 2011
  2. Rafa's Championship Party

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    Ask her if she was in Eldon Square at about 12 today, cos I think I might have seen her.
     
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    Rafa's Championship Party, Apr 2, 2011
  3. Hatem Is A Geordie

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    Well I've just read through all of that for the third time, safe to say it was worth it and gives me a laugh every time!
     
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    Hatem Is A Geordie, Apr 11, 2011
  4. Arfa's Left Foot

    Arfa's Left Foot Active Member

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    Such a good thread.
     
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  5. TheLittleGeordie

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    Is this thread just to epic to be left to die
     
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    TheLittleGeordie, Apr 11, 2011
  6. Hatem Is A Geordie

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    I saw it in your signature and just had to give it another read!
     
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    Hatem Is A Geordie, Apr 11, 2011
  7. TheLittleGeordie

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    hah, i figured if any new people joined then it was my duty to alert them to the greatest threads ever made
     
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    TheLittleGeordie, Apr 11, 2011
  8. Jonas' Dance Teacher

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    I wudnt wory about a lass bein out of ur league, I am not gud lukin and I hav been out with my gf for 4 years - she used 2 do modelling and she 1 of those that lads luk at and thing 'I wish' lol and she just had our baby 2 months ago :). If lasses like u cos of luks then they not worth knowin cos personality is the main thing!

    I used 2 worry tht she wud find a gud lukin lad and dump me - I had acne wen we 1st met and she didnt care

    So basically, if u like her - go for it!
     
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    Jonas' Dance Teacher, Apr 11, 2011
  9. OhSayEnrique

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    Tash, is she's just an MSN flirt...use this easy one liner and she'll be all yours!

    'If youtube myspace, i'll google your yahoo'
     
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    OhSayEnrique, Apr 11, 2011
  10. Arfa's Left Foot

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    Congrats mate! But is she 7 foot 9 like Tash's bitch?
     
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  11. OhSayEnrique

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    Nah honestly Tash...its cool a girl being tall..

    Im going on a blind date tonight with a girl who's 6ft 4.

    I cant wait 2 metre
     
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    OhSayEnrique, Apr 11, 2011
  12. Arfa's Left Foot

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    It's cool but Tash is 5 foot 5...
     
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  13. OhSayEnrique

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    Yeah i'm only 5ft 4 my self...

    I'm a bit of a popcorn player though, love the tall girls more than anything too!

    I am currently going out with a girl who is 6ft 5in tall and has an identical twin sister, I like to call them the twin towers...

    Because I've smashed both of them.
     
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    OhSayEnrique, Apr 11, 2011
  14. Gutierrez's Right Boot

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    You the terrorist that was after Tash then
     
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  15. Arfa's Left Foot

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    <laugh> Attempted rep
     
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  16. OhSayEnrique

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    Nah that was my brother Mustafa Bomb
     
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  17. Gutierrez's Right Boot

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    Okay let you off but be warned. If you ever do threaten Tash with a bomb make sure it works
     
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    Gutierrez's Right Boot, Apr 11, 2011
  18. Heavy Metal Toon

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    Can we please close this thread plz
     
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    Heavy Metal Toon, Apr 11, 2011
  19. Cal.

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    Going to take more than a bomb these days, the jihad against him was when he was only 11/12, imagine what he can fight off now!?
     
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  20. Gutierrez's Right Boot

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    May struggle against a kid with a sparkler
     
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