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Owls bid £500k for Ranger

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  1. Albert's Chip Shop

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  2. Darth Tash

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    Just get rid of the ****, that's 0.5m that we could use to big up a bid for Debuchy
     
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  3. Albert's Chip Shop

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    I'd actually PAY Sheffield Weds to take the bellend... Maybe that's what fat mike will do..
     
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  4. Agent Bruce

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    He'll probably do a decent job for them, if he keeps his nose clean.
     
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    <laugh> This!
     
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  6. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Evening Mrs M. Here, have some rep.
     
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  7. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Looks like Mrs M needs her rep score boosting lads.
     
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  8. Mrs Magpie

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    Thanks ACS. Going to have to dig your message to newbies about rep out again now that I have some so that I really understand it :emoticon-0102-bigsm
     
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    Mrs Magpie, Jun 24, 2012
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    I'm pleased about this, if only so I never have to hear "Hi HO SILVERRRR" ever again from some unfunny drunkard...










    Ok it was me....








    I'll leave now...











    Actually screw it, a JPF is for life, not just for nonsensical ramblings...
     
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    The first page of this thread now has a note from AB on.. Should help.
     
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  11. Roaming Romaine

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    Id drive the prick down there
     
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  12. Obi Wan

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    I'll cover your petrol money.

    Would be polite to slow down to 60 before you throw him out the car.
     
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    whos this bloke
     
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    Dunno... Some random newbie... Think hes gone though now..
     
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    I agree I will personally drive Ranger to Sheffield to sign for them.
     
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    Rafa's Championship Party, Jun 25, 2012
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    Slap a decent sell-on clause on him and then ship him out.
     
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    Chappaz, Jun 25, 2012
  18. Albert's Chip Shop

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    please log in to view this image
     
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    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    Take the money
     
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    Alan Pardew: I am offering you the services of Nile Ranger.
    Owls: Who?
    AP: Nile Ranger, he's a young striker of ours, talented lad but to be honest he's trouble. Think he's gotten in with a bad crowd.
    Owls: Who?
    AP: Don't know them personally but I assume they're friends of his. To be honest, we've tried our best with him, some of the older lads have tried talking sense to him in the past but it just doesn't seem to have sunk in.
    Owls: Who?
    AP: Well Harper and Nobby, he's gone now though. I just don't know what to do any more, he's always late for training and shows me no respect! He has his music blaring when I'm discussing tactics.
    Owls: Who?
    AP: Nah, I think he calls them The Tinchy Rascals or something like that.
    Owls: Who?
    AP: Exactly! Kids these days wouldn't know good music if it slapped them in the face with a wet haddock. Anyway, what sort of fee are you willing to offer for the lad?
    Owls: Who?
    AP: Nile Ranger
    Owls: Who?
    AP: Oh **** me, I've literally been talking to owls for the past five minutes! Not again!
    Owls: Who?
    AP: ... I'll just write £500k in this box marked 'bid value' and here's a pen, just scrawl a mark on this line here...
     
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