Bohemian (Ireland), Rapid Vienna, Southampton and Dynamo Moscow merge to become Bohemian Rapsody, of course they run out to "We are the Champions".
Oxford United and Reading to make the Thames Valley Royals!! Just an idea! Maybe thats been thought of before???
Kilmarnock + Pittsburgh Steelers (yes I know they are NFL !) + Queen of the South = Killer Queen Thanks to Saints Alive for the inspiration.........
Unfortunately not pm They are known as The Yachtsmen (after Cowes Week Sailing I would imagine). Agree that 'The Udders' has a certain ring to it !