Today's gossip column: "QPR manager Mark Hughes is considering replacing bad-boy midfielder Joey Barton, 29, with Stephen Ireland, 25." When will they learn?
Do any of you ever have a drink on work nights? I dunno I usually don't drink the night before work, but I'm tempted to do so tonight for some reason.
By drink I don't mean get pissed. I just mean one drink to relax me. And I drink vodka and irn bru, so all they'd smell is irn bru lol.
I have a few cans downstairs might crack them open, fancied a drink for a week or two now but never have for some reason
Ha, that's what you think. They've got a drink detector that sets an alarm off and you'd be out the door before it stopped ringing.
Friday night and it's my round. Line them up please barman. Doubles with chasers. Enjoy lads (+ lasses)