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12 year old girl cries crystals? OT

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  1. Darth Plagueis

    Darth Plagueis Well-Known Member

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    [video=youtube;uIgFKTu7qrs]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uIgFKTu7qrs&feature=related[/video]

    Confirmed real. Very bizarre.
     
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    Darth Plagueis, Jun 21, 2012
  2. TheJudeanPeoplesFront

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    Medical experts are baffled? Seems crystal clear to me...
     
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  3. Agent Bruce

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    There you go Tash, just about the right age for you too. Drop Girlzilla and get hold of the kid, (They marry young where she comes from) and you'll be set for life. Lifetime Membership and chauffeur driven Limo to the game every week, you won't want for anything.
     
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    I'm not sure neglecting her to play on Football Manager would make her cry enough for the membership and chauffeur, to be honest...
     
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    Maybe he'll set her about making new Toon tops to keep her mind fully occupied. They start that quite young too.
     
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    This is my job arsehole!!!!!!!!!!
     
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    Old one, is already from 1996, and has been proven that the parents shoved crystals in her eyes and nearly permanently damaged them.
    Skeptical Inquirer editor Joe Nickell, Mystery of the crystal tears, March/April edition.
     
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    I **** coal after pepto bismol
     
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    Eat your arsehole you crackpot!
     
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