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Handicapping of the traditional 'wud ye?' part deux

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Mick, Jun 20, 2012.

  1. Mick

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    Would you rather shag:

    Britney Spears while she was pregnant with her first child:

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    Or Britney Spears now:

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  2. Ciaran

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    The concept was getting a bit stale Mick and needed shaking up...

    Look at the state of her arse now!

    You can only shaft your own bird when Preggie so it's a NOW from me.
     
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  3. Kim Jong Il

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    Preggo for me. Although I would gave pumped her when she shaved het head.
     
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  4. Ciaran

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    Aye Kim, she looked like she would go like a maniac when she had the slap head.
     
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  5. Mick

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    I think I'm edging towards Preggo - I've been there and it was weird, but fat arsed Britney would be slightly weirder.
     
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  6. Ciaran

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    Mick the closest I went with a Preggie bird that wasn't mine was a swift **** and a smelly finger/s in the bogs in the Parliament Queer club when I was 18. It isn't right yas halions.
     
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  7. Mick

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    I thought that handicap might actually edge towards preggo Britney since a surprising amount of people are into that kinda thing.
     
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  8. Trypsin-1

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    thats no what she looks like now, this is:

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    that must've been the bit after the shaved head era
     
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  9. Mick

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    That's dolled up with her arse covered - have you never been out on a Saturday night and woke up with a different animal on the Sunday morning?
     
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  10. ManDingo 20"/20"

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    Of course not hes a virgin.
     
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    Big arse.


    Every time.


    A pregnant fanny has all sorts of additional vaginal mucus floating about.

    I like my muffslime lubelike <ok>
     
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  13. Sweats

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    <laugh> .
     
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    I kin what your saying but I'd still go for the pregnant stage bearing in mind there's the additional bonus of a potential blowjob<whistle>

    For the record I only made this choice as a choice was required. In other circumstances Ah Wid in both cases<ok>
     
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  15. Null

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    This <ok>
     
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  16. RAVENBLACK

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    I've met her in person and she's no oil painting, believe me.
     
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  17. EDGE.

    EDGE. Official POTY 2011, 2014, 2015, 2018 & 2023

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    True Story time:

    When 'she' was pregnant with our first kid, I pumped her 4 hours before she went into labour <laugh>

    Shot my muck up her too. When they were checking how far she had dilated, they were stirring my porridge.

    As for shagging pregnant burds, no bother. She was horny as **** when she was pregnant.

    As for the OP, I'd shag both Britneys without a shadow of a doubt. The fat one looks happier then the plastic pregnant one though.
     
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  18. Null

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    <laugh> n <boak>
     
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  19. RinoGattuso

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    Either, am no fussy.
     
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