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RVP v Krul

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  1. Tiote's Witch Doctor

    Tiote's Witch Doctor Well-Known Member

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    Quote from: ***** on Today at 01:23:30 PM
    Someone who works for the same company as me is friends with Krul.

    Apparently one time they were with the Holland squad away somewhere and they shared a room together. Krul went out and when he came back RVP had his ass in the air and was kneeling over, Krul ran up and kicked him up the arse and RVP went off it. Apparently he's Muslim and he was praying.

    (The most hilarious thing I've ever heard if true)
     
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    Tiote's Witch Doctor, Jun 18, 2012
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  4. Agent Bruce

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    Just can't see Tim kicking anybody for some reason.
     
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  5. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace Forum Moderator

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    So RVP was on his knees with ass in the air waiting for Krul come back to the room they were sharing??? <yikes><yikes> No wonder Krul kicked him.
     
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    Obi Wan, Jun 19, 2012
  6. Spiderman-Mask

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    I'd kick van Persie in his smug arse too. Good old Tim
     
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  7. SirBR

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    This just brings up images of Father Ted when he kicks the Bishop up the arse to me <laugh>
     
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  8. Darth Plagueis

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    RVP = ****.
     
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  9. Santiago Munez

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    This is the biggest load of turd since, well, Cwarr.
     
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  10. Mod Face

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    I want to believe.
     
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  11. Agent Bruce

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    Tim could have just said, "No thanks, I'm not like that!"
     
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  12. 1892nel

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    Kick bishop Brennan up the arse!!! Pure class is father Ted!! Haha
     
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  13. SirBR

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    "He kicked me up the arse!! CCCRRRRIIILLLYYYYY" <laugh> Comedy Gold

    You can imagine RVP running from the far end of the pitch shouting "KKKKRRRUUULLLL" <laugh>
     
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  14. Tiote's Witch Doctor

    Tiote's Witch Doctor Well-Known Member

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    Probably not true, was on another forum but thought the idea was hilarious and worthy of a post ;)
     
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    Tiote's Witch Doctor, Jun 19, 2012
  15. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    Craig Bellamy and RVP are the two I'd hazard a guess he wouldn't mind!
     
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