Bad timing, I went to Malia last year when I was in a relationship, safe to say it didn't go to well...
im a good boy me, its bad enough disappointing one women sexually, without having to see that look in other girls faces too
I would've been, but I got a text saying that she'd jumped into bed with someone else the second I left - consequently I spent 2 weeks shagging anything with a pulse
I have no regrets, I was sleeping with girls that wouldn't give me a second glance back in England. No ladyboys, I swear.
In my fresher year at uni I went to brickhouse in manchester after football trials. I think I had my drink spiked cos I pulled a fit fresher but kept having trips that is was kissing a bloke. Shat myself but kept realising that she was a bird so went back to her halls but still kept tripping that she was a bloke so didn't do anything just to be on the safe side. I still made a mess of her sheets with blood from a particularly impressive grass burn from the trials.
I have a mate who thinks ladyboys are fair game and has 'done' Christ knows how many on his frequent trips to Thailand. Same bloke used to **** off on the internet for paying customers. He used to make between £15 an £20 per pull. His logic was that he was going to have one anyway so he might as well make a few quid out if it. The bloke is an absolute animal.
Right I now have five wine glasses, a bottle of merlot and one of cabernet sauvignon, which lucky ladys coming round (bring a bottle girls, two won't go round four of you)
great thread.. from experience.. I'm the same age as NFUno.1 and he knows it.. you've got to decide early on if the target (bird) is a one-nighter or potential WAG.. if it's a potential WAG then don't go for the "fancy a coffee at my place" cos they feel cheap.. settle for a number - call don't text.. one-night standers rarely turn into long-terms anyway.. sometimes you got to hone in the macho stuff.. oh and try this line.. it works "Are you a good kisser?" "don't know" probable response "On a scale of 1-10.. bet you're a 9?" "don't know " again probable response "Let's find out then.." and go for it..
It would get a laugh though and we all know humour is a great strategy for getting into a girls knickers
Got a text this morning from a mate in Magaluf stating "Woke up in a club at 8 in just my kecks and trainers! Where's my ****ing jeans?"
Yeah, but that line in particular could quite easily backfire and make them think you're a total freak
scouse lad i knew used "will you hold my beer while i go for a $hit?" and that worked as an opening line with alarming frequency. my most unlikely ever success was in Kos. club shutting at 2am, at 1.45 I was in a right tangle, walked up to a genuine 10/10 and said "I know what you're thinking" she said "what?" and I declared "he's fat, he's not good looking and he's quite sweaty, so why do I want him so badly". then turned and walked away. 1.55, she came and found me and asked me infront of my stunned mates to walk her back to her apartment. UNBELIEVABLE JEFF!
scouse lad i knew used "will you hold my beer while i go for a $hit?" and that worked as an opening line with alarming frequency. my most unlikely ever success was in Kos. club shutting at 2am, at 1.45 I was in a right tangle, walked up to a genuine 10/10 and said "I know what you're thinking" she said "what?" and I declared "he's fat, he's not good looking and he's quite sweaty, so why do I want him so badly". then turned and walked away. 1.55, she came and found me and asked me infront of my stunned mates to walk her back to her apartment. UNBELIEVABLE JEFF!
