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The hangover help thread

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  1. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter
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    Can anyone suggest any good hangover cures?
    My head feels as rough as a badgers arse right now....
    Ta.
     
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    Albert's Chip Shop, Jun 16, 2012
  2. Agent Bruce

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    What's a hangover and how rough is a Badgers arse?
     
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  3. Agent Bruce

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    Actually I think just going to bed and sleeping it off is as good as anything.

    Not that I've ever had one of course.
     
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  4. Jesus Was A Geordie

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    Mine all revolve around taking the edge off it: Smoke a joint, drink more (fruity cocktails are actually incredible - even get a smoothie and stick some vodka in it)...

    Failing that either go uber unhealthy (fry up/McDonalds) or uber healthy (sushi is a good shout!)

    Lucozade sport is good, full of salts and good for rehydration or eat a banana for the potassium!
     
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  5. Jesus Was A Geordie

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    Also, I find drinking a cup of tea, then a pint of iced water on off as often as possible...rehydrates you, helps you sweat it out without getting too hot!
     
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    Been drinking quite a bit Lucozade lately, not for curing a hangover though.
     
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  7. Darth Gogledd

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    I recommend a full read of the "Advice about Women" thread.
     
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  8. Korton

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    **** scran bed
     
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  9. ...And Out Come the Wolve

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    Have you had the morning after poo yet?
     
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  10. Cisse and Assist

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    Canadian red eye...

    A virgin Mary, half a pint glass, nice and strong, Worcester sauce, Tabasco, pepper the works!!!

    Top up pint glass with beer..

    Crack an egg into it.

    Down the hatch in one.

    Virgin Mary replaces electrolytes.
    Beer sorts out the head.
    Egg lines the stomach.

    Tastes rank, sorts you out in 20 minutes.

    Go on I dares ya
     
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  11. Agent Bruce

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    Don't forget to have it video'd if you do try it.
     
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  12. Cisse and Assist

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    Have had to have one on several occasions in my life. Trust me it works. Though I need to be suffering to do it.
     
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  13. Santiago Munez

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    Sleep
    Morning poo
    3 pints of water
    Bacon sarnie
    Tea
    Sleep
    ****
    Lucozade
    Xbox/tv
    2nd poo
    Mcdonalds
    Tv
    ****
    Sleep.
     
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  14. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Just have and it's sorted it TBH
     
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    Ahh.. The **** hat trick
     
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  16. Cisse and Assist

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    Chickened out of the Canadian red eye then???:D
     
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  17. Albert's Chip Shop

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    I don't have the balls mate. I reckon QWOP would though
     
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  18. ...And Out Come the Wolve

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    Theres nothing quite like it.
     
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  19. Korton

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    ****ing too much spoils the ****s.

    I like to make sure I have my balls full to the brim for maximum ejaculation.
     
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  20. Korton

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    this is OT?
     
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