ENGLAND the Pride of the British Isles

He's not aware of that word yet, Dev

 

Sweden do seem to be a bit of a bogey team for you's.

 

We wear trousers, what of it?

 

Get him telt.

 

With bells?

 

Its irrelevant what they think because there is no chance we will win it...

 

It's one of the first they learn in ma hoose

Being beeling is a recognised sent-tae-bed-early or a severe mocking offence.

 

It's to stop us catching birds.

 

Like you'd ever get a ride dressed like that anyway.

 

What other words have we taught our English friends?

Dobber? Walloper?

 

Midden
Bawbag

 

Fandan

 

Mocket - the state of something either being dirty, undesirable or inebriated.

****ybaws - colloquial term of endearment.

 

Our English friends have not jumped aboard the **** bandwagon fully yet, they still see it as a derogatory word whereas we enlighted Scots have created a usage for **** beyond it's original meaning.

As in: He's a good ****

 

Aye, it's fully a term of endearment to us.

Try telling a Sherman Tank he's "A sound ****"... they don't take it as well as they should

 

Also, the correct collective noun to use for **** is "shower".

A ****.
Many ****s.
Some ****.
A shower of ****s.

This has no international boundary.

 

True. They also don't understand the social intricacies of "wee man" and "big man". Say one of those in the wrong context will get ye yer **** kicked in.

 

I know a guy that refers to himself as "the big man" and EVERYONE ELSE as "wee man".

It's kinda caught on - it's aw the rage, wee man.

 

I worked with a big guy and when I first met him I asked "What's your name?" he replied "Just call me Big Man".


He was a ****er.