Didd yoo spelle thatt ryt? Owe eye, yoo didd. The ladds att SDA telled mee. Sow itt mustt bee coreckt.
Right if you want a laugh, look no further than the real world and the population of Newcastle dulling the shining beacon of intellect http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/7977313.stm
"Ah cannit eat ya knarr" Aye pet, you look like you're wasting away there like. Get some dumplngs down ya. .
Eee a knarr. A had owaa much doon the pig market. Ye divvent fancy likkin uz oot dee ya Redan? Al hev a shoowa forst.
Newcastle is truly the home of incest and these fine specimens confirm the rumours you hear about the results of such relationships.
Did try to read the op honestly, i did. But every time i got so far, my mind kept wandering as it was so dull. If the whole thing was just a piss take, (which i assume it was, as i never finished it) next time can you please find something remotely interesting or funny.
There were a couple of parts that I personally laughed at, the part about Niall's magic Carpet Ride being one of them. I didn't think the whole thing was funny. I know, I know.
Oh pipe down and get your tongue out of Cheik's arse will you. Every page you seem to pop up with "well done cheik, you're my hero Cheik" sort of response.
