Just a bit of fun, but who would you least like to see turning out in Red 'n' White next season? (Apologies if i've missed anybody out)
How about Rickie Lambert..? EDIT: OK, taking it a little more seriously - Heskey. I wouldn't have wanted Emil at Saints in his prime, let alone now. The Lambert thing was about signing him twice. Don't want to do that, do we.
Tough call out of the one's you've listed. Probably one of Diouf, Bellamy and Bramble. In my eyes they are even bigger tools than Barton.
I wouldn't necessarily want Heskey now, but I always rated him more than most people. He made things happen...opposition panic and foul him and give England opportunities. And I don't subscribe to the theory that he went down too easily...he was big and top heavy...didn't take much for a foul to be given.
What is wrong with you lot, heskey is absolutely world class, we should snap him up in a heart beat. [video=youtube;dTac7AgyYmk]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dTac7AgyYmk[/video]
Hmm, yes. Jeez, that music creaks, doesn't it..? Shame the real Heskey isn't that good. Shame also that opposition defences don't part like the waves or that opposition goalkeepers aren't so inept. Rickie and Adam would have a ball against these teams. Good fun though.
Oh My LeGod..! Thanks to Southampton's 7&11, I've been unable to get myself away from Youtube for watching bloody SendHeskeyHome So sod it, someone else can suffer. Don't go there if you're bored. I did and I only just got out alive. That's the second time I've been suckered this week. The other night, my mate sent me the Youtube link for Plan 9 From Outer Space. I won't link it here because I'm sure you want your IQ's to remain above the level of an Alsatian dog [which is 70, apparently]. Go carefully.
Bramble; terrible player, terrible person. Same goes for some of the others, but for me he excels in both categories to an extent that is difficult to match.
