Hitler's suicide. He actually lives in my attic, and has a keen interest in polo and Ainsley Harriott from Ready Steady Cook.
The greatest trick superloopy ever pulled was convincing everybody that he actually existed. And then, ****, just like that he was gone.
I onceknew an ex-paratrooper who was absolutely convinced that The Falkland Islands do not exist, and the war was staged for the media in the Brecon Beacons in South Wales. He knew this because he did his basic training there, and recognised the landscape from the TV pictures. He truly believed this, but he also occasionally believed that he was Julius Caeser, which was interesting because I hadn't realised Caeser was black .
Everybody who ever lost a finger lost it because they had it where it shouldn't have been. And that's all I've got to say about that.
I like the one about the Roswell aliens assassinating JFK on the moon on 9/11. One of Eddie's, I think.
Which reminds me. I've no had a **** into her underwear drawer in quite some time. I shall have to resolve this.
roswell first big conspiracy,definetly covered up by the us army took away a couple dead aliens and 2 alive ones plus craft ,if believe this stuff the 2 aliens alive ones one lasted a few hours very bad condition and passed over the second lasted several weeks and kept in an aircraft hanger where the being was doing telepath stuff what been told!the roswell craft helped make night vission binoculas. monroe killed by mafia after sxxgging the kennedys people see a man running from apartment monroe aparantly alive at time ambulance called but died in ambulance so story goes. jfk said before killed by a team of 5-6 shooters 2 behind fence,2 in dal tex building and 2 in the book dep building cia where on the ground that day in the car parking lot so must have known something was about to take place spotted by lee bowers in watch tower behind fence,he sees 2 men standing behind fence with a rifle at the end of the fence like a flash of light and something out of the extraordinary had happened on the knoll his words in shaw trial,this was a job involving mafia and cia both wanted jfk out of the way as jfk threatened to close cia down and the mafia angry re casinos.oswald could not have done the shooting set up simple as that because his russian connections the cia wanted a scapegoat hello oswald case closed.Ruby meanwhile is let in by a friend on the dallas policeforce and shoots oswald case closed before oswald is tried.
