Your footballing pet hates?

So what are your footballing pet hates?

Mine are...

Imaginary red cards
Fergie pointing at his watch
Fans arriving late and leaving early

 

Sunderland football club.

 

Ashley Young

 

Ronaldo (gay one).

 

Players wandering off the post at corners.

 

Yes, we're one of the worst teams for that over the years.

 

Try watching Peterborough. My Dad starting organising their defence from the front row at one game. One of the funniest things I've ever heard was him shouting "Oi, Little, stand over there, and jump when the ball is nearing your head!"

 

If there any worse than us, I'd have no hair left if they were my team.

 

In their CCC relegation season, Posh set the record for most goals conceded from set-plays. Something like 0.8 per game...

 

Blimey, remember Barton scoring from a free kick there.

 

A footballing pet...hmmmm *adds to Christmas list*

 

One footed players

Short corners

 

Players that dive and then roll around on the floor for 5 minutes.

 

Liverpool fans

 

At the end of the day, managers who use overuse cliches.

 

SSN trawling blogs and forums and then announcing "A source close to Sky Sports has revealed...."

 

Lawro being still employed

 

He is a bit of a puff and a soft ****e, but we all have a certain part of us that's actually jealous.

Lets face it, the guy is a good looking bloke, and before he got a girlfriend and had his kid, he would have got so much pussy I'm surprised he has any juice left.

And tbh, even though he still dives, he's improving himself. I've seen him in interviews and programmes outside football, and he's a good bloke. Takes care of his kid, is very good with people, and very affectionate.

Plus he's still improving at 27 years old! And he's proving constantly that he's not far behind Messi at all.

 

He is a class player and is in the top 2 players in the world but he still annoys me.

 

I'm sure he smokes cock on the side