Why? We're a bigger club than you with a better manager (in fact, with a manager) with the very near prospect of rich new owners. It's not impossible that Chester is the kind of player Warnock would go for and it's certainly believable that he'd want to move.
I think he's jumping the gun a bit, but if this takeover does come off, there's no reason we can't sign players from clubs less than half our size like Hull. Not that I'm particularly bothered about a few young Manc cast-offs, you're welcome to them as far as I'm concerned.
I try not to get ahead of myself, but then I just think about the prospect of a post-Bates era and get all giddy.
It is, only place I know of in and around Inverness that serves Black Isle beer (one of which I have in my hand right now). Not as good as the Castle Tavern or Dores Inn though IMO.