Wum skunks

Stewart, dad please and no it was your mother, always had a thing for younger woman. Looked at 117, not the pic, may be rude and I have not deleted any posts son and those balls you wanted me to grow, thats were you came from son.

 

Ay up, I see Sydney's boy is back!

 

His mothers name escapes me, you know how it is boys, a few drinks, lost in the moment, bus to catch

 

Syd I see your still trying to avoid answering post 117
my name is not stewart maybe why your getting confused by this dad thing, but I think you always been confused.

 

161 son and please call me dad, are you 26 and is your mama blonde, could be Martha

 

explain to everybody why you think my name is stewart , if keep this swevring up (avoid answering post 117) you find yourself on the wing against WBA

Your carer said your a very good dribbler

 

martha martha, who the **** is martha, wasn't it martini, any time any place, any?????????????

 

Sorry Stewart, thought I had and funny how you get upset about not answering questions, Mr avoid, still you are my boy so I firgive you Stewart. I think it must be a father son thing, I know you are Stewart and you know you are. Now talking of swerves, are you 26, is she blonde, is it Martha. Your mam lived in Byker didnt she, it is Martha I know it is.

 

Dont you go saying my boys mum was easy. See how I am sticking up for you Stewart, and he is a para

 

syd , you never meet my mum, you never owned a passport

 

Its ,never met son. But I did, dont need a passport to go to Newcastle,is she blonde, are you 26, do you want to meet up on Sunday, park, swings ice cream, what do you say Stewart.

 

sorry syd wrong colour beret try a green one, i never said she was easy all the lads told me she was hard, or was that make them hard, confussion rules????????

 

Syd you don't mean to tell us you were only concentration on the vinegar strokes and not mutual gratification

 

but you got no balls Syd , best get your so-called kids checked

 

I'm ashamed to say I was but please dont tell ma boy

 

lol i think you need to answer some questions first instead on deviating the questions on everyone's lips, better than corrie this

 

The slut Syd i knew here as well she said i was the only one now i found out about you, maybe i am his uncle Roger

 

Come on now Stewart....Show your daddy some respect...

 

Frank Spencer wears a green one

 

vwry funny mate, but some mothers do av em, and unfortunately syd wasn't that choosy