Wum skunks

Some people love fame and seek attention, and like to invent windswept and interesting life syles. If Alfie gives me the first 5 numbers from his regimental number i can tell if he is a lying twat or telling the truth

I have given him mine, so now he knows im genuine

 

I think he types with a pencil glued to his forehead

 

Anyone seen my boy Stewart? I have questions for him.

 

last i heard he was all wrapped up in his blanket, in his bestest red and white outfit, his ma put him in a station taxi in castletown, with a photo attached saying "sorry syd, he's a lost cause, i canna cope nee more, do ya best for im, and dinna laf at tha size of is cock" now taxi ta coxhoe pease

 

what a crap article. I am prepared to bet my house on the fact we will finish above Newcastle this season with our run in. Who will be top dog then?

 

Wont be on this thread Syd too many real skunks, who also pick on him, he knows when he is licked, like Alfie [I want to be a para when i grow up].

 

If you dont like my article, why comment on it,

 

Absolute brilliant bit of banter thier mate. 5 star goad.

 

cheers mate, i just hope the taxi don't get lost and tak a detoor to the darkside, god forbid he ever ends up in witleey bay, and pronounces imself a real geeooordee

 

I think from now on, when he comes on here, we should refer to him as Syd's boy....I'm sure he will appreciate that...

 

Or he ends up at the Pigg market meets one of them toon ladddeeeesss, and ends up on a council estate breeding cartoon supporters, oh the irony of it

 

Its Syd choice, of name and as he followed his mothers advice not Syds, i think Toon toy boy is better

 

His mams taking a long time in letting him come out to play tonight,

 

syd maybe now is a good time to think about your maid, she could give the taxi driver a bevy to ease the pain of all that time in the taxi with your boy, (sure he's heard enuuf ****e to last him a lifetime).

then she could take him for a bath (probably needs one) and if she can hold the laugh in, wash his little twinky, must be rotten by now.

she can dress him in his bestest boy scout uniform, and maybe even teach him to tie his shoelaces,

then when he's all washed and scrubbed, even with some powder on his little red raw botty,

you can sit and let him pat osca, and teach him pets are to loved, but not in that way,

and show him all your pics of the sol, and listen to him whimper, HHOOOOOMMMMEEE, bigdownunder come home

 

Nee chance, any bath time is mine.

 

Sydpussy,
Try answering post 117, while your waiting for your meals on wheels
Be back tonight

 

My boys home and you will be pleased to know I have unblocked you son, now I know who you are. So many questions son, is your mam blonde, are you 26, when are we going to meet up. By the way, stop this syd stuff, call me dad

 

Todger, I see you been smelling the flumes from the brewery again
Glad to see you like the photo I posted for Syd, and now using it.

 

syd , I think its my granmother I ask more your age
try answering post 117