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Mustafa Kuntairi

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  1. tigercity

    tigercity Well-Known Member

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    City move on foreign coach?

    Just found this on Tajikistan's premier fans' forum..

    آن یک بار از من برای خنده ساخته شده است، هیچکس آن را باور خواهد کرد. چگونه آبجو بخورم یک بار از من برای خنده ساخته شده است، هیچکس آن را باور خواهد کرد. چگونه آبجو بخورمیک بار از من برای خنده ساخته شده است، هیچکس آن را باور خواهد کرد. چگونه آبجو بخورمیک بار از من برای خنده ساخته شده است، هیچکس آن را باور خواهد کرد. چگونه آبجو بخورمیک بار از من برای خنده ساخته شده است، هیچکس آن را باور خواهد کرد. چگونه آبجو بخورمیک بار از من برای خنده ساخته شده است، هیچکس آن را باور خواهد کرد. چگونه آبجو بخورمیک بار از من برای خنده ساخته شده است، هیچکس آن را باور خواهد کرد. چگونه آبجو بخورم

    Rough translation: "Tajikistan Mega Super League club Fystfukkerspor boss Mustafa Kuntairi admits interest in the vacant Hull City job. Asked in an interview..he replied 'It will be dream to manage Hull City, everybody here is big fan, I talk with Sultan Allam and he ask me what I want, I say budget not important but I bring my backroom staff. He ask what is it, I say three local prostitutes and a shoe shine boy. Mister Allam very nice man, he has nice suit"

    Fystfukkerspor just missed out on the Tajikistan play-offs with 5 points from 20 games. They were relegated at Christmas, but since nobody celebrates Christmas there, it didn't count.
     
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  2. Happy Tiger

    Happy Tiger Well-Known Member

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    Let me guess. You're not a racist, but...
     
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  3. Boogie-Dave

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    LOL very good mate, great to start the day with a laugh:D
     
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  4. Boogie-Dave

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    jUST THOGHT i WOULD TRANSLATE THIS
    It once made ​​me laugh, no one will believe it. How to eat a load of beer has made ​​me laugh, no one will believe it. Bkhvrmyk how beer is made for laughter from me, nobody will believe it. Bkhvrmyk how beer is made for laughter from me, nobody will believe it. Bkhvrmyk how beer is made for laughter from me, nobody will believe it. Bkhvrmyk how beer is made for laughter from me, nobody will believe it. Bkhvrmyk how beer is made for laughter from me, nobody will believe it. How to drink beer
     
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  5. TONY_WARNERS_FACE.

    TONY_WARNERS_FACE. Well-Known Member

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    Even if you can get past it's mildly racist content, surely you can see that it's not actually funny?
     
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  6. Robo

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    Pray tell me what you find racist on there and were you last in the queue when they were giving out humor.
    If we had less fools like you in the world racism would not exist, get a life FFS
     
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  7. GLP

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    Not as good as the time Burnsy read out on the radio he'd heard we were signing a player called Chris Mussampa...someone texted it to the show, or from a forum. Brilliant <ok>
     
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  8. PLT

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    Everyone's racist. Don't say muslim.
     
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  9. Happy Tiger

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    Actually if people focused less on other persons race and stopped trying to cover up satire with bigotry, then we would at least be on the path to a world with no racism. All things being equal though, please provide me a link to similar "satire" written by any of you who find this funny regarding any white Anglo Saxon owners we've had.

    Ironic thing is of course, the Allams have lived and given more to the area than most, if not all, of the posters in this thread, myself included. I don't get why they're not considered locals now.

    If I didn't think it would be closed down within 5 mins I'd start a thread about what people thinks makes a person "come from an area and be considered one of our own". I think we know which direction that would head sadly.
     
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  10. Craigo

    Craigo Well-Known Member

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    I think it's more infantile than racist to be honest. Like how hilarious it is that people in other countries have funny sounding names. <doh>
    Oh and BTW you need to remember the golden rule among some on here that anything vaguely resembling a joke can't be racist :emoticon-0145-shake and if you don't laugh it's because you have no sense of humour.
     
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  11. Chazz Rheinhold

    Chazz Rheinhold Well-Known Member

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    Not gonig down the racism yes it is or no it isnt route. Its just sh1t, embarassing sh1t. Get it off our board.
     
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  12. Robo

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    Ehab was born here FFS how local do you want it to be?
     
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  13. Happy Tiger

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    Erm Robo...read what I've written, I DO think they're locals but we have a small minority who love to make racist/bigoted (take your pick) jokes about them all being camel owning arabs etc etc and despite Ehab being born here would not consider him either "hull born" or "one of our own" or even "locals".

    I don't get it either.
     
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  14. Chazz Rheinhold

    Chazz Rheinhold Well-Known Member

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    Thankfully there is only a few on here, take a look at a thread from an inferior City site to see a real knuckle dragger,
    http://www.hullcityindependent.net/?page=forum&forum_id=4&thread_id=11932

    Makes me sick.
     
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  15. Happy Tiger

    Happy Tiger Well-Known Member

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    Christ. I hope he's sterile.
     
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  16. Robo

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    OOpppsss a few jars and computers do not mix :)
     
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  17. N

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    Not another one.

    That's it I'm off.
     
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  18. Mike Burgess

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    That was extremely racist. Disgusting that people actually find that funny.
     
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  19. Proud Tiger

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    Racism is getting far too out of hand nowadays
     
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  20. tigercity

    tigercity Well-Known Member

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    where's your ice-cream van ??
     
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