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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by RAVENBLACK, May 25, 2012.

  1. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    Just had a wee interesting discussion about famous quotes that are actually rubbish.

    Bogey in Casablanca never said "play it again Sam"

    Jimmy Cagney never uttered "you dirty rat"

    Michael Caine never pronounced "not a lot of people know that".

    Then we went on to remakes of classic films that should never have been made. Here's a couple, see if anyone can add to this definite no-no list?

    The Italian Job

    Cape Fear.
     
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  2. Tina_old

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    The Incredible Hulk
    Clash of the Titans
     
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  3. Mind The Duck

    Mind The Duck Well-Known Member

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    I had that same conversation

    Who are you?
     
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    Deleted 1 Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    Get Carter
    Bad lieutenant
    Holiday on the busses
     
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  5. PleaseNotPoll

    PleaseNotPoll Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    Might be easier to list remakes that were actually worthwhile.
    Virtually every one has been either utter ****e or just clearly worse than the original.
     
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  6. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    The Day The Earth Stood Still.

    I mean, Keanu Reeves for ****'s sake.

    The robot in the original movie could out act him!
     
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  7. GroveRanger

    GroveRanger Well-Known Member

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    Mae West never said "come up and see me sometime"
    Michael Caine never said "Zulus, thousands of them"

    Should never have re-made The Wicker Man and George Lucas should have been shot for the 3 prequel Star Wars films. Agree about the Italian Job, what a steamer!
     
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  8. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    Can't you ever be serious about anything??
     
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  9. Tina_old

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    I was being serious <laugh>
     
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  10. PleaseNotPoll

    PleaseNotPoll Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    It's a great comedy.
    Don't know what you mean.

    [video=youtube;KOpsbAUEe90]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KOpsbAUEe90[/video]
     
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  11. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    Thankfully have not seen the remake and would refuse to watch it. Reeves is basically just a plank of wood without the charisma.
     
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  12. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    Oh right.

    Palestine!!
     
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  13. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    Jimmy Greaves never said it's a 'funny old game'.
     
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  14. C3LT1C

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    Darth Vader never said 'Luke, I am your father'
    It was actually 'No, I am your father'
     
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  15. User Deleted

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    mel gibson never said 'they may take our lives but they'll never take our freedom.'
     
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  16. irishgreen

    irishgreen Well-Known Member

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    Toby never said 'I take it up the arse' He said 'I like it up the arse'. Small things make a big difference. <ok>
     
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  17. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator Staff Member

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    Marcus Antonius never said "friends, Romans, countrymen; lend me your ears".
     
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  18. irishgreen

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    Julius Caesar never said 'Et tu brute' his actual words were '**** off ye big ****'.
     
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  19. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator Staff Member

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    Fred Elliot in Coronation Street never said "Ashley, I say I say Ashley".
     
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    Marie Antoinette never said "let them eat cake" - her English was mince.
     
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