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Biscuits

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by GroveRanger, May 23, 2012.

  1. GroveRanger

    GroveRanger Well-Known Member

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    The United thread got me drooling over biscuits past and present so come on, what biscuit is The Daddy?

    They have to be split into two categories;

    1) packet biscuits (digestives, custard creams etc) or
    2) posh biscuits (breakaway, penguin etc)

    For me it has to be the chocolate hob nob and the orange club.

    "If you like a lot of chocolate on your biscuit join our Club!"
     
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  2. El_Bando

    El_Bando Can't remember, where was I?
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  3. Shameless

    Shameless Well hung member

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    It's impossible to beat chocolate hobnobs - you killed the thread - bastard!
     
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  4. thefanwithnoname

    thefanwithnoname Well-Known Member

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    breakaway and penguins being posh biscuits cracked me up <laugh>
     
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  5. alwaysright

    alwaysright @ Very Angry Camel

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    are jaffa cakes included as a biscuit ?
     
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  6. GroveRanger

    GroveRanger Well-Known Member

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    They are cakes, not biscuits. Even went to court to prove it apparently.
     
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    chocolate chip cookies... the winner lol
     
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  9. RAVENBLACK

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    chocolate hob nobs are a ****'s biscuit.

    jammy dodgers all the way.
     
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  10. alwaysright

    alwaysright @ Very Angry Camel

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    Well crumbs - doesn't that just take the biscuit ( or not as the case may be )

    alright - I 'm going - before Toby uses up all of his vocabulary and tells me to "**** off"
     
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  11. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    You Irish bastards <grr>
     
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  12. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    Chocolate hobnobs are protestant biscuits aren't they?
     
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  13. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    As are Jacob's Orange Club.
     
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  14. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    They even had a picture of King Billy on them, as I recall. But they also made a green one, mint I believe. It was rank though.
     
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  15. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    A perfect summation of religion in biscuits.
     
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  16. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    What about Nice biscuits? They must be CoE I suppose.
     
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  17. SaintsForTheWin

    SaintsForTheWin Any holes a goal

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    1) Chocolate Hobnobs
    2) Toffee Crisp
     
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  18. GroveRanger

    GroveRanger Well-Known Member

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    Toffee Crisp would be more your chocolate bar IMO.

    There is a whole other argument regarding what a Kit Kat is, if it is the 2 finger variety you can have it with a brew and it could be classed as a biscuit. However if it is a 'Tina' (four fingers) it is more of a chocolate bar.

    The smaller (or 'E.R.') fun size chocolate bars like a single Twix don't count either. Got to be your thinly covered individual wrapped biscuits to be considered a 'Tarquin' (posh).
     
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  19. SaintsForTheWin

    SaintsForTheWin Any holes a goal

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    FFS! Rocky then.
     
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  20. GroveRanger

    GroveRanger Well-Known Member

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    A fine selection but plain or caramel?
     
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