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Kieron Dyer has the best agent on the planet!

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  1. Hereward of Bourne

    Hereward of Bourne Well-Known Member

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    Just saying.
     
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    Hereward of Bourne, May 21, 2012
  2. Jonnyaiston

    Jonnyaiston Well-Known Member

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    He somehow got Dyer another premier league job or a new contract from QPR?
     
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    Jonnyaiston, May 21, 2012
  3. Colly NUFC

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    Just to elaborate for those who were as confused as me, he's got him a new one year contract at QPR.
     
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  4. Jonnyaiston

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    I'm still amazed he's had 33 games for England.
     
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  5. Hereward of Bourne

    Hereward of Bourne Well-Known Member

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    That is quite a task for a client with the injury record of Dyer.
     
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    Hereward of Bourne, May 21, 2012
  6. Xisco's Travelling Circus

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    Astounding. I'm pretty sure I could manage 4 minutes of Premier League football without making too much of a tit of myself. Where's my contract?
     
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  7. Hereward of Bourne

    Hereward of Bourne Well-Known Member

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    Classic <laugh>
     
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  8. Colly NUFC

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    I wasn't disputing it, I was just explaining it. You'd be the worst news reporter ever!
     
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  9. Hereward of Bourne

    Hereward of Bourne Well-Known Member

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    The idea of reading a script into a camera is frightening, I'd be a statue.
     
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  10. Mod Face

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    I wonder if he's taken a paycut at all? Sure I heard he was still on about £50k! <yikes>
     
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  11. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    This will be pay as you play (I think his last one was too). He won't be getting much pay.
     
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    Warmir Pouchov, May 21, 2012
  12. mallafets

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    No way he will be on a wage without clauses in from the club.
     
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    mallafets, May 21, 2012
  13. Star of David Bardsley

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    None of us quite understand it. The club are putting a positive spin on it saying he's only had two injuries in the last nine months (keeping him out for a total of nine months) and that he's a great trainer and role model to the youth. **** knows what he's going to add to the squad but we'll no doubt sign Lee Bowyer just to add to the farce.
     
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  14. Agent Bruce

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    Was that not for a year?
     
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  15. Tiote_like_a_Toiger

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    Why? when fully fit he was one of the best (most gifted) players available to England. Certainly got more natural talent than Lampard but Frank NEVER gets injured; he's got the record for the most consecutive PL starts for an outfield player (>150 I think, which is incredible...).
     
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  16. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Christ! That agent could probably get Owen a deal at Barca!... Then again...
     
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  17. Agent Bruce

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    I think that's what you call pantomime.
     
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  18. Agent Bruce

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    Hell, even I couldn't do that!
     
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    dyer,owen, kewell, hargreaves all must have the same agent, his motto must be

    "injury hit little ****ers come to me and i shall see if i can actually of course i can get you a contract"


    the queen needs to knight the ****er,
     
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  20. Dez

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    on his day for the toon he could be irresistable, but consistency and injuries robbed him

    was it his injury against Sporting Lisbon that lost us the tie?
     
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