A German joke: A German guy approaches a prostitute. I vish to buy zex vit you "OK" says the girl, "I'll charge 50euro an hour". Ist goot, but I must varn you, I am a little kinky "No problem", she replies cautiously, "I can do a little kinky". So off they go to the girls flat, where the German produces four large bedsprings and a duck caller. "I vant you to tie ze springs to each of your limbs". The girl finds this most odd, but complies, fastening the springs to her hands and knees. Now you vil get on your hans und knees She duly does this, balancing on the springs. You vill please blow Zis vistle as I make love to you. She finds this odd, but figures its harmless, and the guy is paying. The sex is fantastic. She is bounced all over the room by the energetic German, all the time honking on the duckcaller. The climax is the most sensational that she has ever experienced, and it is several minutes before she has recovered the breath to say: That was totally amazing, what do you call that? Vait for it.... Ah, says the German, Four-sprung duck technique!
Got my Bayern flag at the ready, never been so nervy about a Non Spurs game that's for sure. Have started writing out a new blog, any chance of people reading it I'd be very grateful: tottenhamtodareistodo.blogspot.com So what are people's predictions for tonight?
Cheers Gio, I've got your blog bookmarked for when I get some time to give it a proper read. FYI I edited your post so the link is clickable, you can also do it by using globe button to the right of the smiley icon on quick reply I'm going to stick with 3-1 aet for my prediction but I'd rather Bayern won in 90 mins for the sake of my nerves!
If ever i wanted a game finished after 20 mins its this one 3 or 4 nil will do couldn't handle the thought of extra time !!
Imagine it goes to penalties, could be cheering on Germans against English in a shootout, that will be odd. All these links being posted to blogs and other sites, I got a feeling Spurf and PNP will have something to say about that.
I think it's only GioDosDallas that we have let link King and only because he was a respected poster on the old 606. As a rule we don't let links stand when they are only posted as that. In fact I have closed a thread of GDS's for that reason. I see no harm in this case just as we do not interfere with THFC6061 linking to his site. His value to the site is obvious and it is because of his site. Blatant unconnected links will be closed.
This is following exactly the same pattern as the semi final. The home team are doing all the attacking and Chelsea are breaking. Up until now the Bayern defence has coped like the Barca defence did. Bayern,be careful of the Chelsea break.
If there is any justice in the world, Bayern will win this. If the Chavs win, they will be reviled the world over as the only team to have parked the bus the quarters, semis, and the final, and still won!
