Rebel, can see the creative juices are flowing again now the tension has been released. Survival and the smoke/scotch/Russian combo have you back on top form, even down to the talismanic 'John Terry denied.....' line. Brilliant.
Great stuff Rebel. Getting a sentence with Chelsea and moral in it without a negative word was pretty good going too.
Great to see you back in the spoof. Looked at it a few times but its not the same without John Terry denying he's called someone a ****!