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O/T Defoe

Discussion in 'Hull City' started by AmberTigerAdam, May 13, 2012.

  1. AmberTigerAdam

    AmberTigerAdam Member

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    In the sun today claims that he cheated on Alexander Burke a second time! But here's who it was with, definitely lost a bet or something
     

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  2. Cillit Bang

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    I best ring up Burstwick church. Tell them they're missing one of their Gargoyles!
     
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  3. andy payton's mullet

    andy payton's mullet Well-Known Member

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    There's no.wonder Alex has a long face
     
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  4. MikeHull

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    She looks like Peter Kay in drag.
     
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  5. Hythe tiger

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    Definitely an 01:59 pull in the asylum.
     
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  6. Tuckin

    Tuckin Well-Known Member

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    This must be some sort of April fool...
     
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  7. originallambrettaman

    originallambrettaman Mod Moderator Staff Member

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    It would be a bigger story if he was seeing someone called Alexander. <yikes>
     
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  8. Tuckin

    Tuckin Well-Known Member

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    It's a hilarious story. How about this for detail?

    &#8220;He gave me a hug on the doorstep. I said I had a headache and he gave me two pain-relief tablets in the kitchen.

    &#8220;He had a bowl of Coco Pops and asked if I thought the milk smelled OK.&#8221;
     
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  9. Erik

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    I bet she smells as bad as she looks. Yuck.
     
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  10. PLT

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    Euros soon, we need to have as many English player infidelity scandals as possible between now and June. Good old Sun.
     
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  11. FLG

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    Maybe he was pissed and thought he was shagging Kathy Burke :emoticon-0119-puke:
     
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  12. PLT

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    Defoe's a good finisher isn't he?
     
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  13. originallambrettaman

    originallambrettaman Mod Moderator Staff Member

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    Dunno, better check with the fat bint...
     
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  14. AmberTigerAdam

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    Hahaha oh yeah! Oops!
     
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  15. DJBlackandamberarmy(No4)

    DJBlackandamberarmy(No4) Well-Known Member

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    i agree with you, it does my head in too, and im sure theyl find worse a week before it starts...
    but this is just funny, nobody cares hes shagging around, its just the state of her...
    no sympthy for burke either, she robbed diana vickers of that title and 4 years later im still bitter about it ;)
     
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  16. Chazz Rheinhold

    Chazz Rheinhold Well-Known Member

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    My favourite bit of the article "She got a coach to London. Wearing a hoodie, Defoe picked her up in his blacked-out motor and drove to the Holiday Inn Express in Limehouse, East London — next door to a cement lorry depot... and Screwfix."

    After a good career myself involving some of the dives of Hull, Tower, Jacks Telstar etc lads holidays, is it only me and Defoe who have woken up next to summat like that??
     
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  17. juleskaren

    juleskaren Well-Known Member

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    Was watching an old edition of "home in the sun" on one of the freeview channels and it was a young girl and her mum looking for a multi million pound home in Majorca, when she found one she liked she had to ring her fiance up so he could come and have a look, the fiance was Jermaine Defoe. Wonder if she got her villa and is still living in it minus him.
     
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  18. MingofHarlem

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    Anyone else notice that she has a deformed thumb. Does that get Defoe bonus points?

    MoH
     
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  19. HHH

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    I've woken next to one or two fat birds in my time, but they were the pretty in the face type. This one just looks like Les Dawson in drag.
     
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  20. TygerTyger

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    How long ago was it Chaz? Could have been the same bird, you just got to her first!
     
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