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Newcastle fans - What would you do if....

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Darth Plagueis, May 9, 2012.

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  1. Darth Plagueis

    Darth Plagueis Well-Known Member

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    If we beat Everton, and we find out both Spurs and Arsenal lost and we finished 3rd?

    Me?

    I'd ****ing drink the foul tasting **** beer they serve at Goodison or any pub within a mile of it.
     
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  2. Tiote's Witch Doctor

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    I have very little drinking money for Sunday, but somehow, somewhere I'd be getting so drunk that I lose all bladder and bowel control.
     
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  3. Korton

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    Hold back on killing myself for another year.
     
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  4. Mick O'Toon

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    I'll Tweet Enrique
     
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  5. Agent Bruce

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    Good call.
     
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  6. r s o u l

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    I will run down the street naked apart from my nufc top. Oh and btw i live near stockton so its predominantly boro supporters!!
     
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  7. Agent Bruce

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    Might be better to do it without the top on.
     
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    How dare you. My missus is the only person who gets to see the moobs!
     
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  9. Agent Bruce

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    Lucky old her, I bet she's pleased she is.
     
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  10. Hereward of Bourne

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    I'll genuinely cry.
     
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  11. Kyle?

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    I will weep, and book plane tickets to japfuckistan, or whatever countries play in the europa league.
     
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  12. Albert's Chip Shop

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    I'd lock myself in my upstairs bog with 14 rolls of Aloe Vera bog roll and a laptop..and a bag of crisps for energy
     
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  13. Agent Bruce

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    Hope you're going to wash your hands before eating your crisps.
     
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  14. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Pringles... Once you pop...
     
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  15. Agent Bruce

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    Actually bought a large pack of McCoys today, 15 bags of crisps inside it.

    Handy for a quick snack without having to leave the computer.
     
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  16. Tiote's Witch Doctor

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    On special in asda, 2 quid! ;)
     
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  17. Agent Bruce

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    Don't really know how much they cost but I think it might have been less than that.
     
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  18. Albert's Chip Shop

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    AB was in Walker and he 'borrowed them'
     
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  19. Agent Bruce

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    Damn it ACS, don't give all my secrets away!
     
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    Party really ****ing hard.
     
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