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  1. u408379965

    u408379965 Well-Known Member

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    I'm glad you enjoyed it. <ok>
     
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  2. Agent Bruce

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    Could put them altogether AG and make a book out of them. Be a best seller.
     
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    Replay value as well, still cracks me up even though I've read it a couple of times.
     
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    It's like reading a book and the last chapters ripped out.
    This forest gump character tash,did he manage to inseminate the she devil?
    It sounded like a Geordie version of Roy and Hayley Cropper
     
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  5. u408379965

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    <laugh>

    A couple of days later he was asking us to track down a pornstar for him (http://www.not606.com/showthread.php/36265-Geordie-Porn ) so I assume it didn't go all too well with Bridezilla.
     
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  6. NUFCtomw362

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    Think I've found her with Tash...

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    Still makes me laugh re-reading some of these posts! Definitley replay value there.
     
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    Which one's Tash? All look better than I'd imagined him to be.
     
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  8. NUFCtomw362

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    Little lass.
     
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    Your folks out for the night? You seem to be up a bit late.
     
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    hahahahahahah
     
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    A tall woman met Bartons tash at a party. Bartons tash was barely six feet tall but they were attracted to each other.After a few drinks they went back to the tall woman's apartment." I can't imagine what it will be like making love to Bartons tash," said the woman, "especially with the size difference and all." "Just take off your cloths, lie back on the bed, spread your legs apart and close your eyes," said Bartons tash.The woman did as she was told and soon she felt the biggest thing she'd ever experienced inside her.Within a few minutes the woman had climaxed eight times." If you think that was good," said Bartons tash with a smirk, "Just wait till I get BOTH legs in there!"
     
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    <laugh>

    I'm sure a posted a photoshopped version of that picture earlier in the thread though.
     
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    Sorrrrrrrrrrryyyyy!! Must have missed it :(
     
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    Isnt Tash back soon? <yikes>
     
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    Thought he was back, on by now.

    Edit apparantly his ban his finish. Edit he's now back on.
     
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    Don't apologise, the story that went with it was class. And I'm not even certain I posted it, it looks familiar though.
     
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    It was posted, someone said something about the water cooler up her ass <laugh>
     
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    Yeah just found it, that was Cal's comment. It's post 185.
     
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  19. Heavy Metal Toon

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    I wish you's lot will stop calling her my 6ft 3 GF, i rarely even see her in person, she's more of an MSN flirt now tbh.

    Never had the courage to ask her out. Just leave now plz.
     
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  20. Arfa's Left Foot

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    Man the **** up!
     
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