Well you're too old and ugly and Nev belongs to Dev so that only leaves Medro. I do fancy sharing a bit of craic with him at the weekend
Do you think he is banned from Parkhead and thats why he never goes? So in a roundabout way you think i'm the best looking.
"Oh Dev, when I hear your manly voice I just can't stop touching myself" Nev's idea of an exciting Saturday night - lying in bed listening to recordings of Dev on the radio