You're not so bad yourself buddy. An oul wash, shave and clean clothes and nobody would know you were offering sex for bottles of wine
Not as many as you would think, and of those who do, they ****in hate brits. Mainly due to the carnage in the likes of magaluf down the road. If you make an attempt to speak Spanish, even if you are ****e at it, they tend to speak to you in english. Ask in english and you just get the classic old "que?" look.