The Official Man Utd & Liverpool plus Chelsea, Everton and City Banter Thread!

The bitters have all run away.

 

Think my five year old nephew could have scored it. The game kind of reminded me of our games - All the possession, hitting the woodwork - twice! missing a penalty and then conceding in the last minute.

 

albeit with incredibly better players on display

 

Incredible players that couldn't seem to score against a 10 man Chelsea team ... Real incredible they are ...

 

We beat Chelsea, therefore we are better than Barca. I love how simple football is!





Oh yeah, and **** off ****s.

 

perhaps they will be knocking on the gates of anfield waving 50p and a pound of grapes to sign the goal machine that is mandy carrol..

Persoanlly I am pleased for chelsea, fair play to them for doing what we couldnt..

 

I saw how awful Valdes was yesterday though ... He made so much mistakes. I'm glad they won just a shame they done it that way. Was fairly boring to watch I thought after a while. And like Zingy said we've beat chelsea already ... let's hope it continues in the FA cup final

 

Although I think Torres is a massive knob for leaving us, that goal was far far from easy.
Having to dribble the ball 60 yards, in front of 100k fans, with only the 'keeper to beat? Many would have missed. Arjen Robben in the WC final?
It was like an ice hockey penalty.
I think Torres has always been good at those chances, though. He scored the Euro winner when clean through from quite far out, and the one against United at OT.
But then again he did make a hash of the one at OT this season.

 

Mornin bitches

Well well, is this Chelsea side Liverpool 2005 Mk II?

 

I was listening to The Wall in my car a mere hour ago. Good too. So, there appears to be a bit of resentment out there that Chelsea did all that it took to win last night. I can speak from experience how much more enjoyable it would have been for them to take on Barca at their own game and get their arses kicked. That is the correct and noble way to go, how dare they fight like dogs to earn a place in the final? Don't they realise that the television viewer demands to be entertained?

 

but were you comfortably numb at the time of listening chopster?

 

He was recovering from having encountered Several Species of Small Furry Animals Gathered Together in a Cave and Grooving with a Pict

 

I prefer to listen to floyd when watching the wizard of oz backwards with a bong in one hand and my cock in the other

 

but was it a super furry animal called gruff?

you'd listen to anything whilst watching the wizard of oz backwards with a bong in one hand and my cock in the other

 

I prefer to listen slipknot while carving up hookers... though my cock is still in my hand....

 

mmmmmm

I'm partial to a bit of Napalm Death whilst preparing the vegetables for sunday lunch! ..... the weekends wouldn't be the same otherwise.





(and the ole boy stays inside my pants; don't want any nasty domestic accidents do I?)

 

We beat Chelsea by more goals, so we are even betterer

Of course that does now mean that Wigan are the greatest team in the universe. ****...

 

but bertie you're a citeh fan ...... oh yeah and CASE CLOSED. no need to thank me Tunnsmeisterflash!

 

Funny that. You do a disappearing act any time liverpool have yet another embarrassing result

 

... that will be us - more plastic than Cher!