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Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by goldie, Apr 14, 2012.

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  1. goldie

    goldie Well-Known Member

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    XD
     
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    If Aliens are gonna attack us we're ****ed, no way we can prepare.
     
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    They don't like bleach water and glycol solution very much mate. I've got it linked up through my power wash next to my bed right now.
     
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    They're just coming to see the lads play.
     
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    I'm sure there's a tiny Alien within Obertan's head, with a set of controls. They're watching us from the inside.
     
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    The are not very pleasant so they aren't going to go quietly if you know what I'm saying!!!!! be warned I've been there.
     
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    Could have something there.
     
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    Tiote, I'm convinced you're just a lad who has a perverse sense of humour, but just in case, all the skulls/images throughout that video simply show distorted-binding...It was a common practice back in the day, there's evidence taken from Roman writing that shows people from all over the world would bind children's skulls in tight leather wraps so that they would grow into the long distorted shapes (sometimes with ridges) to make them more frightening when it came to war...It's not different to the chinese binding their women's feet to make them look more beautiful, diferent cultures and all that...
     
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    ...also that video is one of the most ridicuclous things I've watched...
     
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    ? Wtf
     
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    I' getting dressed up as an alien for our summer do at work
     
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    Correct sir, however why did they do it? to worship the gods/aliens. I've worked with the secret forces and when you meet your maker rememeber this thread earthling.
     
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    In South America (where my cousin now lives), it is seen as a mark of a leader. People with distorted heads commanded more respect than those that didn't. In some cases, it was done as a way of worshipping Gods (like in Indiana Jones...), but mostly it was a cultural thing.
     
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    Have no fear, Clark Kent VII will save us.
     
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    Love how they show a scene from the movie "Knowing" with Nicolas Cage to hammer home the point at the end <laugh>
     
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