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Joey Barton on Late kick off + Maltese Mick

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Heavy Metal Toon, Mar 28, 2011.

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  1. Howeynufc

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    hmmm unforeseen circumstance... for some reason i dont have much confidence in our club to get joeys deal done it just seems abit cloudy at the minute...
     
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  2. Smudger

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    Wonder what happened. Shame that I was looking forward to seeing what he had to say.
     
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    Joey Barton will get blamed for this.
     
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  4. Howeynufc

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    he could be attending a childrens charity due and still get blamed for this
     
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  5. I Sit Next To A Badger-Leazes Corner

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    It will be on SSN tomorrow. Breaking News at the bottom.

    THE FA ARE TO INVESTIGATE JOEY BARTON FOR ANNOYING PEOPLE BY NOT TURNING UP ON LATE KICK OFF LAST NIGHT [BREAKING NEWS] SKY SOURCES: BARTON COULD FACE AN 8 MATCH BAN FOR WASTING PEOPLE'S TIME BY PRESSING RECORD ON SKY+HD [BREAKING NEWS] NIGEL DE JONG "HE IS A DISGRACE, I HAVE NEVER HEARD SO MUCH RUBBISH, HE MUST BE BANNED.

    Guaranteed!
     
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  6. Aldridge_Prior

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    Bad time-management by Barton. No excuse. He should be gangraped and skinned alive, it's the only way.
     
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  7. I Sit Next To A Badger-Leazes Corner

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    The info bar on SKY says that he is meant to be joined by Danny Mills and Newcastle United goalkeeper Steve Harper!
     
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  8. Chappaz

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    Was Barton ever actually going to be on? I blame Tash for this.
     
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  9. Howeynufc

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    followed by some video evidence they 'magically' found of him punching someone in the face...
     
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  10. that was ****e!
     
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  11. Chappaz

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    You suck Tash.
     
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  12. Agent Bruce

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    That's what his 6'3'' GF says too!
     
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  13. barnaby

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    Joey was supposed to be on.

    That BBC breakfast guy said Joey Barton would be on Late Kick Off, what a pile of ***te.
     
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  14. Wein14

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    Always come back to that!! <laugh>

    Gutted, wasted my time pressing that little red 'record' button!

    Did they just say 'unforeseen circumstances' or some generic bull ****?
     
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  15. Tiggyrimana

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    gutted when I woke up this morning, put the recorded programme on and the smoggy **** told me the bad news...brilliant start to the day.
     
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  16. spidermag

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    Didn't Mark Chapman murder John Lennon? Is he on day release or something?
     
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