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2011 Census

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Null, Mar 27, 2011.

  1. Tina_old

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    They say the info won't be released for 100 years, but do we trust them?
     
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  2. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    We'll find out in a hundred years. I plan to live until then.
     
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  3. Mick

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    Yes I plan to be wealthy enough to pay for radical gene therapy to offset the aging process. Probably won't be rich enough to save the wife and kids though, will have to find a new wife and have some new kids.
     
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  4. Tina_old

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    That'll be a real burden to you I bet.
     
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  5. Tina_old

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    tina touched my prostate <laugh>

    Is that you, dad?
     
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  6. RAVENBLACK

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    Christ no. Jesus imagine another 100 years of paranoia.
     
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  7. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    <laugh> <laugh>

    <whistle>

    Did you enjoy that one Tuna?
     
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  8. SUPERNORWICH 23

    SUPERNORWICH 23 SUPERNORWICH

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    My age, adress ,bank details, medical records ,school history and crb info are already on the database, every comment and photo i have uploaded on facebook is stored, every time cctv watches me beep my oyster card on the tube or bus, my info is stored if i drive my number plate is scanned and put on a database. All these things together give a picture of who i am and what i m doing. Mastercard and other corps are selling us an idea of a small chip that could be inplanted into your hand, so you can buy things or travel just by passing your hand over a reader. The technology is out there, if we no longer use paper money and everything is digital we can be tracked 24hrs a day by gps and if we don t behave they can simply turn off your chip. You will be at their mercy, there is an advert where a guy is on a big water slide and he effortlessly buys things just by waving his hand, its Barclaycard i think he slides into his office smiling his arse off and hands his fellow employee an apple. The census form wants to know who visits me, and how often, my faith, and numerous other things that i wouldn t share with a TV license inspector on overtime threatening to take me to court if i don t tell him. We are already living in an Orwellian state in London and its getting worse. I am genuinely concerned about what is happening and the Thousands of CCTV cameras do not make me feel safer.
     
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  9. Tina_old

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    I think the recipient enjoys it more. I'm just guessing <whistle>
     
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  10. Mick

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    I think you give the idiots who run the place far too much respect. They tried to make one single NHS database to hold all health records of every citizen who has ever used the health service, it came in about £25billion (yes billion!) over budget, about 5 years late and the ****ing thing still doesn't work.

    And you think they are recording every transaction we ever make in our daily lives?
     
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  11. Tina_old

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    Is it true that every text message you send, is stored somewere for something like five years?
     
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  12. The Raging Oxter

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    Yes. Yes it is.
     
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  13. EDGE

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    So I've heard anyway....
     
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  14. tjs120959

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    As a good honest person I filled mine in. I live with my wife 47 people from East Europe and my visitor was a dog !!!!!
     
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  15. Hash.

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    yes and every phone call is listened to for the first 45 seconds .. for certain trigger words which lead to the whole call being recorded
     
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  16. Mick

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    5 years of Tina non stop sexting <whistle>
     
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  17. Tina_old

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    As long as it's only 5 years, that's cool.
     
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  18. Mick

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    you sexually mellowed with older age?
     
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  19. Tina_old

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    I ain't answering that.
     
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  20. Mick

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    My brother in-law's missus ran off about 3 days ago with his kid to England to shack up with a bloke she met on World Of Warcraft. It's so funny it's probably deserving of it's own thread but I'm scared in case someone I know see's me laughing online.

    In fairness she's a mess and he could do much better, but still she's got his kid.
     
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