How are we doing this? How are we pushing for a CL place?

Sorry for the numerous incoherent sentences that are sure to be in this article. I just feel so good tonight and I've had a few vodkas.

How the **** have we gone to being relegated, said to be the next leeds and get relegated to league one..

... then we have one of the best seasons ever in the championship.

We could have finishing ****ing 8th last season! If we held on for 2 mins we could have been 8th!

Now we're pushing for the CL?????????? I know the odds are against us, but the fact that we even have an outside chance of finishing in the top 4 or top 5....

... it's just... man!

I can't believe this! I just feel so good at the moment. I hear the passion from some of the Newcastle fans and it really brings a tear to the eye.

That's it! In my current state, I'm not ashamed to admit I shed a few tears of joy, and even cry with Happiness.

For christ sake.

I really started to take Newcastle seriously just before the season we went down, and I've gone through so many emotions. Devastation, total joy, Devastiation, totaly joy, ****ing devastated to ****ING ORGASM!

I just can't find the words to describe it! Aaaaaaaah!!!!!!!!!

****ING HOWAY THE ****ING TOON!

 

That's the Tash of old. Good on you lad.
It's simple... We play as a team and everyone pulls in the same direction.
The club has a clear plan and is executing it beautifully.
Try some cranberry juice in the voddy... You'll love it.

 

Sorry for anyone I've offended. Sorry mr Tiote for offending you this morning.

My emotions have been so up and down recently. My brain has been over loading. Getting a job, getting **** from people, trying to find a look that's good for me, getting mixed reviews about me from people, the toon doing well in ways, being inconsistent, ****ing up but doing good. ****!

I'm not gonna lie I'm in tears sometimes about the toon. Since I became a proper follower, we've been going up and down. I thought we were doomed for league one at one point. Then we get promoted, then we get predicted to be in relegation dog fight and ****... and now we're so close to europe.

Damn it man!!

I'm sorry guys. I'm so ****ing weird and ****ed up. The toon means so much to me. So many good and bad things happening to me. I don't know how to feel.

Just... HOWAY THE ****ING TOON!!!

 

Just roll with it all Tash and enjoy the ride

 

I'd stay off the VHF man. You'd appreciate your clubs meteoric rise more if you were sober.

 

Vintage Tash.

 

Trying to find a look that's good for me! Tash really is the gift that keeps on giving.

 

Good strikers and an organized defence