I sit in the Dolman Shiny and oh yes Banksy she doesn't mind the ones that walk straight out but if you stand in front of you, her comment is along those lines
It's the cat Shiny! Shiny let's me **** all over his clothes so he can smell me whilst walking around
ROD has an infected belly button, he lets it get really bad for a month and then get his butter knife out scrapes all the crust and gunk off, and uses it for his sandwich on the first Monday of the month
I only get to do that once a month, because Shiny is always round my gaff licking the puss of my belly.
oh im your round liking the pussY alright ROD runs round town with his cock covered in chocolate screaming " im willy wonka with a chocolate factory"
i actually aint ROD, ive got to save up for spunkys 19th next week so im in watching take me out tonight ROD isnt shouting abuse at rovers fans from his window