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Wid ye - teatime magazine show special

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Bib Fortuna's Maw, Apr 3, 2012.

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  1. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Get it roon ye, sheep bhoy <laugh>
     
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    Gambol, Apr 3, 2012
  2. Fabulous Fabio

    Fabulous Fabio Well-Known Member

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    How you no sorted that out?
     
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    Fabulous Fabio, Apr 3, 2012
  3. If in doubt

    If in doubt Well-Known Member

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    Aye how'd ya call him a **** for nae taking her up the poop shoot.

    "aye gambol's well gay, he only likes the fanny - nae the arse"
     
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    If in doubt, Apr 3, 2012
  4. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    The point of a wid ye thread is to divide and get some sexytalk on the go.


    There's no point posting Mila Kunis and then having 40 posts just saying "aye".

    I do like older birds - they ****ing laaarve it <ok>
     
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    Bib Fortuna's Maw, Apr 3, 2012
  5. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    The dirtbox isny ma preference.
     
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    Gambol, Apr 3, 2012
  6. Fabulous Fabio

    Fabulous Fabio Well-Known Member

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    Aye definitely get her sent to me then, if you're no gonna ruin that virgin dunger then I will
     
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    Fabulous Fabio, Apr 3, 2012

  7. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    Virgin dungers are a set of piles waiting to happen <ok>:bandit:
     
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    Bib Fortuna's Maw, Apr 3, 2012
  8. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    I'm a no. Its the deep lines all over her face. Granted my special cream might help with that but I'm not sure I could. Maybe from behind as the chassis looks good.
     
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    Warmir Pouchov, Apr 3, 2012
  9. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    I might if I had my beer goggles on.
     
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    Dorty Dogbreath, Apr 3, 2012
  10. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator Staff Member

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    Of course. Anyone who says no is clearly and extravagantly gay.
     
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    Jip Jaap Stam, Apr 3, 2012
  11. Peter the spastic paedo

    Peter the spastic paedo New Member

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    No
     
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    Peter the spastic paedo, Apr 3, 2012
  12. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    As one who has an eye for ladies of all ages I suspect this is a case of "fanciable because she's semi famous". It's perfectly normal, you see some manky looking bird on the TV or in a movie and they automatically gain something through the celebrity and you fool yourself into thinking they simply look "quirky" or "geeky" or "Posh".

    This bird's ok but I don't think i'd be leering like a deviant at her if I spotted her in Buchanan Street.
     
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    DevAdvocate, Apr 3, 2012
  13. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    But would you bang her if put on a plate Dev?

    I would.
     
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    Ciaran, Apr 4, 2012
  14. rogueleader

    rogueleader suave gringo

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    It would have to be quite a strong plate.
     
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    rogueleader, Apr 4, 2012
  15. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    meh, I want tae split her in front of her husband and kids <ok>
     
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    Bib Fortuna's Maw, Apr 4, 2012
  16. Brendan Rodgers Trannies

    Brendan Rodgers Trannies Active Member

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    What about this irritating Brick woman who's whoring herself around the press at the moment?

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    Big Bad John would, but thinks the whole things an elaborate PR stunt. She's distinctly average.
     
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    Brendan Rodgers Trannies, Apr 4, 2012
  17. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    I wid.

    She falls into the same bracket as Sally Bercow - I'd plough that anaw.

    Here, John, when you lived in Houston, my mate fitted your sky dish and said that your wife at the time looked like a right horny cow <ok>
     
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    Bib Fortuna's Maw, Apr 4, 2012
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