1. Log in now to remove adverts - no adverts at all to registered members!

Dumbing Down

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by RAVENBLACK, Mar 30, 2012.

  1. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Nov 15, 2011
    Messages:
    11,729
    Likes Received:
    748
    <laugh>

    I have been a customer of the Ashvale in Bridge of Don but never the legendary original.

    It's a belter - almost as good as a proper Paisley Tally chippie (please note, this should NEVER be referred to as "a chipper"<grr>)
     
    #21
  2. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Jan 21, 2010
    Messages:
    24,877
    Likes Received:
    265
    It's chipper not chippie heathen.

    You know Tennents had that promotion on recently with the sayings specific to certain cities in Scotland well "it's chipper not chippie" was one of them

    So was "Seagulls like Labradors" <laugh><laugh>
     
    #22
  3. Karl Fletcher

    Karl Fletcher New Member

    Joined:
    Mar 29, 2012
    Messages:
    15
    Likes Received:
    1
    There you are, you ****.
     
    #23
  4. Kim Jong Il

    Kim Jong Il Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Jan 22, 2010
    Messages:
    7,526
    Likes Received:
    102
    It's chippy you ****.
     
    #24
  5. Mick

    Mick Probably won't answer PMs Staff Member

    Joined:
    Jan 20, 2010
    Messages:
    11,325
    Likes Received:
    926
    My 48 year old mother said to me the other week: "Things are getting worse these days, the streets are full of wee bastards and it's no longer safe to walk to the shop".

    To which my response was: "Hold on here, didn't you spend 30 years of your 48 with a bloody civil war going on around you, where we literally had an iron front door in case someone tried to kick it in and shoot my dad?"

    "Aye but at least the young respected their elders."

    Old people <doh>
     
    #25
  6. CanarySpurs

    CanarySpurs Active Member

    Joined:
    Jun 1, 2011
    Messages:
    1,280
    Likes Received:
    3
    A lot of it's due to people being labelled too easily at a young age. If you can't read/write, you're labelled dyslexic - which often makes the child think they can't read so can't be bothered. This isn't just dyslexia, I've only been out of high school for 4 years and the number of people who just accepted they were 'stupid' and carried on with their lives amazed me. Anything can be achieved with a bit of effort.
     
    #26

  7. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Nov 15, 2011
    Messages:
    11,729
    Likes Received:
    748

    This is true <ok>

    The effort I put into heaving out that tree trunk I just shat is evidence of this.
     
    #27
  8. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Jan 21, 2010
    Messages:
    24,877
    Likes Received:
    265
    Thick Oirish twat.
     
    #28
  9. If in doubt

    If in doubt Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Feb 14, 2012
    Messages:
    8,643
    Likes Received:
    8,898
    Wind yer neck in - The Bridge of Don one is the legend one. (2minsfrommyhousemuir)
     
    #29
  10. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

    Joined:
    Jan 21, 2010
    Messages:
    63,752
    Likes Received:
    13,027
    If only people could write sentences what like I can this world would be a far better place <ok>
     
    #30
  11. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Jan 21, 2010
    Messages:
    24,877
    Likes Received:
    265
    Ernie Wise's plays were great for that Dev, still makes me laugh like hell whe I think of the eloquent Glenda Jackson having to quote his great English.
     
    #31
  12. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

    Joined:
    Jan 21, 2010
    Messages:
    63,752
    Likes Received:
    13,027
    He was a wee arsehole in reality, one of my mates met him years ago and he was a ****ing wee upstart.
     
    #32
  13. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Nov 15, 2011
    Messages:
    11,729
    Likes Received:
    748
    IID's hangin' about ASDA shame.
     
    #33
  14. If in doubt

    If in doubt Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Feb 14, 2012
    Messages:
    8,643
    Likes Received:
    8,898
    No shame, Asda park was the place to be in my days. Even pushed trollies there when i was at School.
     
    #34

Share This Page