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  1. I Sit Next To A Badger-Leazes Corner

    I Sit Next To A Badger-Leazes Corner Well-Known Member

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    It's mine you turds! I killed the woman last week, I asked for the winning ticket and I only got 2 numbers, so I killed her, took a photo and showed it to someone else this morning whilst asking for the winning ticket. I'm confident that this is it!
     
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    I Sit Next To A Badger-Leazes Corner, Mar 25, 2011
  2. The Deluded Pablo Diego Jose Francisco

    The Deluded Pablo Diego Jose Francisco Active Member

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    Good luck with that, all the best, but now you've told me this, you'll have to pay me to keep quiet.

    Not such a smart idea eh?
     
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    The Deluded Pablo Diego Jose Francisco, Mar 25, 2011
  3. overseasTOON

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    I'm suing the lying cow from Sainsburys.

    Winning ticket my arse.

    I didn't get any numbers!

    The good people of Fleece, Grab and Leggit are ion the case.
     
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    overseasTOON, Mar 25, 2011
  4. ThrillerinAsprilla

    ThrillerinAsprilla Active Member

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    too late, got the winning ticket yesterday
     
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    ThrillerinAsprilla, Mar 25, 2011
  5. WillDorsetToon

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    With all this talk of £117 million what would everyone spend it on:emoticon-0100-smile
     
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    WillDorsetToon, Mar 25, 2011
  6. Tiggyrimana

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    join forces with toon buisness men and take over toon
     
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  7. I Sit Next To A Badger-Leazes Corner

    I Sit Next To A Badger-Leazes Corner Well-Known Member

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    Get myself a car and a huge house. Simple. Then look at investing in business or making my own, I was thinking of one that helps people who are addicted to football forums.
     
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  8. ThrillerinAsprilla

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    Im gonna buy Peter Crouch for Back and Raring to go, he appears to have a thing for him
     
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    ThrillerinAsprilla, Mar 25, 2011
  9. Pipe4Life

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    Me, I'd buy too identical flash motors and as i'm stood on the forcourt with the car salesment I'm gonna hop into one and slam it into the bus stop accorss the street before casually getting out and torching it in front of him, walk back over the road throw a handfull of loose £20's at him and tell him to clear that **** up before driving off in the other car throwing tenner out of the window.
     
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  10. Agent Bruce

    Agent Bruce Well-Known Member

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    Sorry guys but I bought the winning ticket online today.

    Never mind, I'll buy you all a half of beer at one of the away games.
     
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    Agent Bruce Well-Known Member

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    I'd probably gamble some, drink some, spend some on the ladies and probably just waste the rest.
     
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  12. Hugh Briss

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    It would be an Aston Martin DB9, a massive house built to order with a recording studio, olympic size swimming pool, full-size football pitch, fully equipped gym, boxing ring and heavy bags, pool room, games room... and possibly somewhere to prepare food?
     
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  13. Pipe4Life

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    Then i'd buy cheryl cole and fire her out of a cannon into a wood thresher, the resulting cheryl pump will then be placed in a blender and reduced to a smoothie after which i would make beyonce drink it at gun point before drilling a hole through her knee caps and putting a nut and bolt through it and welding so that it can't be removed. then i'll probably go for a ncie beach holiday after taking care of that pressing business.
     
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  14. Agent Bruce

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    Hmmmm, very interesting.
     
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  15. overseasTOON

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    I'd buy a place in the south of France. Nice
     
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  16. Alfie

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    Is it a roll over this week? didn't check last weeks numbers yet
     
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  17. Agent Bruce

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    That's nice, what kind of place would you buy?
     
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    Agent Bruce Well-Known Member

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    Don't worry Alfie, you didn't win!
     
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    There's a plot of land on the Sandbanks penninsular that has direct access to the beach for sale for about £6.5 million.

    I would buy this and build a house that a Bond Villain would be proud to live in.
     
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  20. Alfie

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    You'd buy Nice? Surely going to cost more than £117M to buy the whole of Nice?
     
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