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Perch facts

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  1. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter Forum Moderator

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    Following on from the hugely popular Tiote facts I thought I'd start the ball rolling with some Perch facts.......



    FACT 1..... ....did you know that Perch is so good.... Messi hangs around the changing rooms at SJP for his autograph on match day
     
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    Perch doesn't run down the pitch - - he stands still and rolls the world around with his feet
     
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    apparently at the weekend, Pardew is thinking of playing 0-0-1 formation against liverpool's 4-3-3....
     
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    Perch once won a game of connect four ..... in three moves
     
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    Perch is like a fish out of water <whistle>
     
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    Pardew once asked Perch to play in two positions at once. Perch is so versatile he played in all 11
     
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    Perch will be like a trout up your stream if he reads that!
     
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  8. Mick O'Toon

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    =<laugh><laugh><laugh>
     
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    Perch is the only living being besides Chuck Norris that Tiote wouldn't be able to destroy.
     
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  10. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Superman get's James Perch PJ's for Christmas
     
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    Tiote actually begs to clean Perch's boots
     
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  12. Agent Bruce

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    God invited Perch up to heaven for a little chat and when Perch got there, God told him to take a seat and then asked him if there was anything he'd like to say. Perch replied, "Yes, I believe you're in my seat!"
     
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  13. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Ha ha!
     
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    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter Forum Moderator

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    In the beginning god created..... Wait... Someone got there first.... James Perch
     
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    0,,10278~9848081,00.jpg
     
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  16. Mick O'Toon

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    He rose like hmm a Perch,can perches rise ha ha I'm off to watch Milan V Barca
     
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    There's plenty of little Perch swimming around so I guess they can.
     
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    Perch moves the mountain and Mohammed!!
     
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    Thought Perch was Mohammed!!
     
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    Perch recently suggested to Pardew that HBA should play more...
     
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