My best-man-to-be got it a few months back. Ball chopped out, rubber ball in, 1 week of chemo and 4 weeks later completely cancer free. As long as you don't do a Hartson and ignore it for a few years it has something like a 99% survival rate.
An old mate of mine lost one of his knackers when he was a young 'un after he slid down the banisters and smacked off the newell post. Unbelievably, his name is Alan Stone
Incidentally, me and the missus and the young 'un were watching that safari programme on Sky 3D the other day and there was this old ****ing lion that was on it's last legs. The vets injected it and my missus was sitting there nearly bubbling. Stupid geordie moping bint! I told her that the same lion would have ripped her to bits had it been given the chance. Don't think she moped for Speed though.
Depends on where the lump is...If it's in the tubey stuff next to your bollock then you're fine, it'll just be an inflammation due to overwanking/rowdy sex. If it's on your bollock then it's not looking good Just remember that at least you've used them before unlike ****s like ER or Sam, so you still win, and being monobollocked isn't the end of the world
just back from the hospital, doctor was pretty concerned I had my blood tested for cancerous cells and a very awkward examination just the waiting game now says it will only be a few days, longest few days ever he was very comforting though, says even if it is cancer I've caught it in plenty of time
one of my mates has 1 ball, cancer when he was only 17 he walks exactly the same he never got the fake ball put in because he couldnt be ****ed with another operation
