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Venoms meeting with his maker

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Magic Laudrup 11, Mar 27, 2012.

  1. Magic Laudrup 11

    Magic Laudrup 11 Well-Known Member
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    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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  4. RAVENBLACK

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    I've been on the Elgin on numerous occasions. They are saying this could take months and they have started evacuating Shearwater as well.
     
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  5. The Holy Father

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    It's full meltdown in Shell today <laugh>

    I was supposed to have a meeting for the evacuated platform this afternoon as well. Home early instead. Up yies.
     
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  6. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    He lives. The ****.
     
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    I saw the quote in Chatbox and immediately thought That's Venom.
     
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  8. The Holy Father

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    As is Rusty Bullet and Baw Claw.

    It really is panic stations in here though. The Shearwater was supposed to be coming out of a 70 day Shutdown tomorrow. <laugh> <laugh>
     
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    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    What's the odds on it going KABOOM? I'm thinking of nippin doon the bookies and some insider info would be handy.
     
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  10. The Holy Father

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    Depends on the weather really. If they have a milk pond with no wind for a few days then aye there is a good chance the ****er will go sky high.
     
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    <laugh>.
     
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    They havent ruled out an explosion yet so I'd get down the bookies pronto tonto <ok>
     
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  13. Magic Laudrup 11

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    Seems like they might not know how to fix the problem <yikes>

    At least they've awknowledged it and got everyone evacuated. I reckon they should send venom on a mission to save the rig, in a similar way to Armageddon <ok>
     
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  14. The Holy Father

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    I've been on all 3 of the platforms they mention in the news. I was supposed to be going to the Shearwater in the next couple of weeks as well. No chance of that now. BO-NUS
     
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  15. Magic Laudrup 11

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    <laugh> <laugh> You still getting paid for it?

    I'm might be going to Turkey for 6 weeks to supervise the construction of an oil pipeline that goes through Europe. You think you have it bad being shacked up with loads of dog ****ers, I'd probably be in the arse end of nowhere with a bunch of greasy turks <doh> Japan. Flag. Arsehole.
     
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    Looks like I've had my last trip to Elgin.

    RIP Elgin/Franklin!
     
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  17. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    kaboom?
     
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  18. RAVENBLACK

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    What's got three legs and goes woof?
     
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  19. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Elgin/Franklin when sumby lit a smoke, or Piper Alpha?
     
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    Piper Alpha.
     
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