Guy I met in Kos that I knew from EK got that tattooed on his back after a few too many drinks Aberdeen is ****e, full of black security guards who try to rape white guys. And for the party, I'd probably go as Gary Glitter and take a buggy with as a life like doll of a child in it
I'd go to the party with my cock in a trifle, if anyone asked me who I was I'd say "I'm ****ing discustard!"
I dressed up as Bin Laden on Halloween 2001, a moth after 9/11. To this day I have no idea how I got out of Derry alive
I went to a halloween party as Justin Fashinu a few years ago. My mum made a decent noose & i blacked myself up really good....i was the best hung black puff there
I had to take my Easter Fritzl off my msn messenger after the managing director mentioned that it might offend an Austrian firm who were remotely supporting us
Piece de resistance is the battery hanging out of your arse? I'm sorry, I feel awful after saying that.
You could cry for the whole party and guarantee that nobody would come over and ask what the matter was.
Kim Wi Dong, dinna listen to them,appart fae having a crap fitba team there is f**k all wrong with aberdeen.