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Bad taste Party Who would you come as?

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by bucks_is_leeds, Mar 21, 2012.

  1. Tina_old

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    My surgeon did that. Tucked my willy inside to make a love tunnel :cheesy:
     
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  2. Magic Laudrup 11

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    Guy I met in Kos that I knew from EK got that tattooed on his back after a few too many drinks <laugh>

    Aberdeen is ****e, full of black security guards who try to rape white guys.

    And for the party, I'd probably go as Gary Glitter and take a buggy with as a life like doll of a child in it <ok>
     
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  3. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    That's the best part about it for **** sake <doh>
     
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  4. RAVENBLACK

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    Well a fanny is just an inverted cock anyway.

    Like Gambol really.
     
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  5. RAVENBLACK

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    Oh he knows that fine well.
     
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  6. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Wait. You callin me a fanny or an inverted cock?
     
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  7. GroveRanger

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    I'd go to the party with my cock in a trifle, if anyone asked me who I was I'd say "I'm ****ing discustard!"
     
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  8. Sam Axe

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    Is that where all of New York went for Halloween that year?
     
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  10. Jud_Danger

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    I went to a halloween party as Justin Fashinu a few years ago.

    My mum made a decent noose & i blacked myself up really good....i was the best hung black puff there <ok>
     
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  11. Sam Axe

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    No, I am going by the sheer number of dirty looks I got.
     
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    I live in aberdeen and I'm pretty sure he's lying.
     
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  13. Erik

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    I'd go as Jeffrey Dahmer and eat a guest
     
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  14. Mick

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    I had to take my Easter Fritzl off my msn messenger after the managing director mentioned that it might offend an Austrian firm who were remotely supporting us :(
     
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  15. Treat Williams

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    James Bulger.
     
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  16. Mick

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    Piece de resistance is the battery hanging out of your arse?

    I'm sorry, I feel awful after saying that.
     
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  17. Erik

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    And a piece of train track sticking through your stomach <laugh>
     
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  18. Treat Williams

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    You could cry for the whole party and guarantee that nobody would come over and ask what the matter was.
     
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  19. Rubber Johnny

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    Kim Wi Dong, dinna listen to them,appart fae having a crap fitba team there is f**k all wrong with aberdeen. <grr>
     
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  20. Peter the spastic paedo

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    If the party was in Liverpool I would go as Chief Superintendent David Duckenfield
     
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