Do you have a problem?

thank com

 

another classic from the master of suspense, Comm are you related to Hitchcock, .........or just cock ...he he he

 

yet again ****ing brill Comm

 

pay for me and let me decide so you have no worrys ...sorted

 

Dear Bob,
My problems are varied and large but, not insurmountable given that the Euro Lotto is 37mil can you suggest 5 numbers and 2 stars just to get me along the long winding road to recovery.

Yours
talcnturnip esq.

 

I hope you included a stamp, self-addressed envelope for the reply just in case you’re holding your breath

 

Dear Bob i have a conundrum, my lass loves cunnilingus and fellatio, i love being under, and the vinegar strokes, im sick of the taste of prawns every 2 hours, so how do i keep her happy,

 

Dear Bob,
My name is Steve and I'm a pieaholic, any advice?

Steve.

 

Dear Bob good job your free , you would never make a living from it with your response times

 

Twentyfowersiven Syd, mind she is siventyfower like.

Cheap though.

 

Hi Bob , I really need your advice on a serious problem:
I have suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me.
The usual signs: if the phone rings and I answer, the caller hangs up; she goes out with the girls a lot.
I try to stay awake to look out for her when she comes home but I usually fall asleep.
Anyway, last night about midnight I hid in the shed behind the boat. When she came home she got out of someone's car buttoning her blouse, then she took her panties out of her purse and slipped them on.

It was at that moment, crouched behind the boat, that I noticed a hairline crack in the outboard engine mounting bracket. Is that something I can weld or do I need to replace the whole bracket?

 

All cracks need filling marra.

Take it from one who knows,

Yours,

Billy.

 

Dear Bob,

I think i am Jesus but i don't belive in god.

Who is my Father?

 

Still laffin after 10 mins