Hello football fans. Please allow me to introduce myself. Before I say anymore, could one of the moderators on this forum make this permanent please, to enable me to find this subject quickly, and therefore be more available to help anyone who asks for help. Thank you. Now a short piece of information about me. My name is Bob Sherunkle, and I deal in problems. There has been many items and programmes produced and written about how stressful the life of a football supporter can be. I am here to offer my services and guidance to you all, free of charge I hasten to add. If there is something about your team, or indeed anything else football related, please feel free to post and I will endeavour to help you with my advice.
Iv'e re-opened this.....seems the op is genuine, and up for a laugh.....well he is a Norwich lad... Roll with it for a while, could be a laugh..
Dear MrMackem, If that is the case, then I suggest you do one of the following. 1. Support a less popular team such as say, manchester United, Liverpool, Chelsea etc. 2. Ban Newcastle fans from your board. Hope this is of some help and comfort to you. Yours helpingly Bob
I did actually work as a problem solver/fixer for a short while. I reckon I'm probably a bit better than Bob though as I charge. Pm for requests. I'll only sort your wife out if she's a looker though...
Dear Mr bobgee, My advice would be either to get a new nutcase, or get a compass (the maths type) and etch in a new set of initials on the said nutcase. Yours helpingly Bob
Dear Bob I recently find myself almost brimming with happiness... which seems at odds with my normal dour and world-weary persona. Should I be worried?
Dear Bob Sherunkle, I have two brothers, one is currently receiving help for his beastiality addiction, the other was sentenced to death in the gas chamber. My mother died of insanity when I was three years old, my two sisters are prostitutes and my father sells crack and smack, and is doing a stretch in Durham prison. Recently, I met a girl who was released from a reformatory where she served time for smothering her illegitimate child to death. I love this girl very much and want to marry her. My problem is this: shall I tell her that my brother is also a Newcastle fan? Sincerely, Shameless x
Dear Bob... Can you help......please please please.. We have recently adopted a dog....well it's a bitch really... It's a little scruffy black and white thing.... The problem is, it's not house trained, and is a bit stupid and just rolls around in the dirt a lot...and called Tiote.... Do you think i should get rid.....iv'e been offered £10 which is a good price for our little bitch Tiote... Many thanks..
You could always hold out for more, and do your bit for the environment by saving paper. Advertise the dog with a reserve of £10-50 and then nail the dog to the tree so that potential buyers could see it. Yours Bob
You could always hold out for more, and do your bit for the environment by saving paper. Advertise the dog with a reserve of £10-50 and then nail the dog to the tree so that potential buyers could see it. Don't worry about not being house trained. I have yet to come across anything black and white that is house trained. Yours Bob
Dear Bob, I trust this is a confidential service because I don't want my fellow Sunderland fans to find out about my problem, they may laugh. During a short and ill advised break in Wales I allowed myself to be dragged into a local custom of sheep fornication, rather a pleasant experience if I'm honest, however the side effects are horrendous. I find I have a urge to fondle anyone wearing a wool sweater, synthetic is fine but pure wool just turns me on. Yesterday I was barred from the local Edinburgh Woollen Mill store after attacking a dummy in the window wearing a woollen skirt and I avoid one man and his dog at all costs. Please help me.
Dear shameless, Some things are left better unsaid. You don't want to put the poor girl off do you? Can you not lock him away somewhere in the deep boewls of the championship? Yours sympathetically Bob
